Misty-"It’s freezing out here! We gotta find some sort of shelter Ash!"
Ash-"For once I agree with you Misty. Hey look!”
Ash spies a nearby house.
Misty-"Maybe they could help us! Or at least give us some shelter till this storm blows over."
Ash-"Let’s go."
Pikachu-"Pi!"
The three heads towards the cabin. Outside the door is a Charmander.
Ash: "The Blue Charmander"
Misty-"Oh dear!"
Ash-"This Charmander is almost frozen!"
Misty-"We have to take it inside!"
Ash-"Right."
The two walk in. At a chair is a big, portly gentlemen. He looks like a lumber-jack. He runs to the Charmander.
Lumberjack-"Oh Topaz! You’re ok! You must have been out playing again."
Topaz-"Char char."
Lumberjack-"You saved Topaz! My prize Charmander! She was sired from the famous Ruby and Scarlet!"
Ash-"Who?"
Lumberjack-"W-w-WHAT?!?!?! You’ve never heard of the famous Pokemon breeder, Jaques Coolso?"
Misty-"Hmm, nope."
Lumberjack-"Grrr!!!! I’M JAQUES COOLSO! THE GREATEST POKEMON BREEDER OF ALL TIME! RUBY AND SCARLET WHERE MY PRIZE CHARIZARDS! AND THEY GAVE BIRTH TO THIS LOVELY LITTLE CHARMANDER. (Who’ve I’ve named Topaz.)"
Ash-"Why Topaz? Topaz is blue, Charmanders are reddish orange."
Jaques-"Well if you look at Topaz you’ll notice something."
Ash and Misty notice something that’s different about this Charmander.
Topaz-"Charmander."
Misty-"Topaz..."
Ash-"She’s.... blue!"
Pikachu-"Pika!"
Jaques-"Yes, it was quite an abnormal phenomenon. But it happened! What Topaz and I are trying to do is train her to with stand a normal Charmander’s weaknesses, such as stone and water Pokemon."
Outside we see Brock and Jessica looking through binoculars.
Brock-"Well it seems as though those kids have got themselves a new friend."
Jessica-"A Pokemon breeder must have tons of Pokemon!"
Jessie-"To protect the world from devastation!"
Jessie hops from a snow bank.
James-"To unite all people within our nation!"
James jumps from an opposite bank.
Jessie-"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
James-"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
Jessie and James stand back-to-back.
Jessie-"Jessie."
James-"James."
Jessie-"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light..."
James-"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
Jessica-"Do you two always have to do that?"
James-"It’s the Team Rocket motto! We must say it! It is declared by the Team Rocket CODE!!!"
Brock-"Yeesh."
Jessica-"Brr, it’s getting cold out here."
Brock-"Allow me. Go Vulpix!"
Vulpix leaps from behind Brock.
Brock-"Vulpix, flamethrower."
Vulpix-"Vul!"
Vulpix blazes fire onto a nearby pile of wood.
Jessica-"You make a lovely fire Brock."
Ripeo-"Brr , even with my fur it’s freezing."
Devish-"I’m cold-blooded, think how I feel!"
James-"Hmm, why are we outside of a washed-up breeder’s house Jessie?"
Jessie-"James, I’ve told you 30 times. Pokemon breeder equals Pokemon!"
James-"Oh! I see!"
Jessie-"But how to get in?"
Jessica-"Why not the door, sis?"
Jessie-"No, we have to enter dramatically! It’s not good for our idiom!"
Jessica-"Whatever."
Jessie-"Listen just because you’re my sister doesn’t mean I won’t whack you!"
Jessica-"Mom always liked you best!"
Jessie-"No, she didn’t I was the one she gave snow food to!"
Several feet away....
James-"Well, they’re acting normal."
Brock-"Yeah, for sisters at least."
Ripeo-"Yeesh, hey gals can we get on with the mission already?"
Jessie-"Well we COULD go through the door… or… we could dig a hole outside of it! That way as soon as they have to leave the door they’ll be trapped in a Team Rocket Trap!”
James-"Excellent plan!"
Jessie, James, Meowth, Devish, and Ripeo start digging a hole.
Brock-"I have a better plan."
Jessica-"What is it?"
Brock-"Once they fail, which is predictable, we come in a scoop up the Pokemon."
Jessica-"Excellent plan."
Vulpix-"Vul!"
Brock pets Vulpix while Jessica scratches it behind the ears.
Jaques-"Topaz and I have been training for months. C’mon I’ll show you the training fields."
The group walks outside and falls in a cleverly disguised hole.
Jessie-"Haha! We’ve succeeded!"
Jaques-"I don’t think so! Topaz Blizzard!"
Topaz-"CHAR!!!!"
Topaz shoots a flame-like batch of ice at Team Rocket. Freezing them.
Ash-"Go Pidgeot!"
Pidegeot comes out of its Pokeball. Everyone gets on it. Pidegeot flies them out of the hole and onto dry land.
Jaques-"Thank you young man, without your Pidgeot we’d be stuck in that hole forever!"
An alarm goes off.
Jaques-"The alarm!"
The group runs into the basement and sees Brock and Jessica. They have two Pokeballs. They throw the two. A Hitmonchan and a Sanshrew appear.
Hitmonchan-"HITMONCHAN!"
Sandshrew-"SANDSHREW!"
Hitmonchan punches Jaques into submission as Sandshrew takes care of Ash and Misty.
Brock-"This is great! Now we just need one more…Ah ha! Perfect!"
Brock takes one more Pokeball and the two walk away.
Brock-"Sandshrew and Hitmonchan return."
The two do so. As the group wakes up they notice there are several missing Pokemon.
Jaques-"NO!"
Ash-"What is it?"
Jaques-"They took IT."
Misty-"What?"
Jaques-"Mew…."
The End..... for now.

Ripeo+Jessica © Bart"Shag"Walls 1999
Devish © Matt Stumbo 1999
Frogith © Ben Walls 1999