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MISHEARD BEATLE 
LYRICS

Hi there! This page contains misheard Beatle lyrics as noticed by my-self and many other people. If you have a lyric that you don't see up here, please e-mail me aprosbeatle@hotmail.com


Across The Universe
  Real: "jai guru dev a om" 
  Misheard as: "kangaroo day vom" 
  Real: "Jai guru de va"
  Misheard: "Trying to rule the days"
  Real: "Like endless rain into a paper cup" 
  Misheard as: "Like English rain into a paper cup" 
  Real: "Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup, they 
  slither while they pass, they make their way across the universe"
  Misheard as: "Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper 
  cup, they slither wildly as they make their way across the universe" 

I Want To Hold Your Hand: 
  Real: "I can't hide" 
  Misheard as: "I get high".

A Hard Day's Night
  Real: "so why I love to come home 'cause when I get you 
  alone..." 
  Misheard as: "so why on earth should I moan 'cause when 
  I get you alone..." 

I'm Down
  Real: "Man buys ring woman throws it away, Same old thing 
  happens everyday" 
  Misheard as: "Man, bad dream, wanna toss it away, same old 
  thing happen everyday" and "Man, brass ring, wanna toss 
  it away, same old thing happen everyday" 
  Real: "We're all alone and there's nobody else, she'll still 
  moan, keep your hands to yourself" 
  Misheard as: "Way all alone think there's nobody else, 
  you're still mine, keep your hands to yourself" 

Every Little Thing
  Real: "Yes I'm thinking about her now"
  Misheard as: "Can't stop thinking about her now" 

Think For Yourself
  Real: "Think for yourself 'cause I won't be there with 
  you" 
  Misheard as: "Think for yourself 'cause I was in love 
  with you"

You Won't See Me
  Real: "I can't get through, my hands are tied" 
  Misheard as: "I can't get through bout half the time"

Roll Over Beethoven
  Real: "Tell Tchaikowsky the news" 
  Misheard as: Tell Tchaikowsky to lose"

You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
  Real: "Love will find a way" 
  Misheard as: "Love, we'll find a way"

I'm A Loser
  Real: "Of all the love I have won or have lost" 
  Misheard as: " I'm all alone, I have won or have lost" 
  Real: "And lost someone who's near to me" 
  Misheard as: "And I've lost someone who's dear to me"

It Won't Be Long
  Real: "Every night, when everybody has fun" 
  Misheard as: "Every night, when everybody has won" 
  Real: "The tears come down from my eyes" 
  Misheard as: "The tears come out from my eyes"

Not A Second Time
  Real: "I cry, it's through" 
  Misheard as: "My cry is true"

Strawberry Fields Forever 
   Real: "Living is easy with eyes closed" 
   Misheard as: "Living is easy with nice 
   clothes." 
   Real: "Cranberry sauce" 
   Misheard as: "Not very tall" 
   Real: "Cranberry sauce" 
   Misheard as: "I buried Paul" 
   Real: "I think, er no, I mean, ah yes, 
   but it's all wrong" 
   Lyric sheet: "I think a 'no' will mean a 
   'yes but it's all wrong" 
   Real: "I mean it must be high or low" 
   Misheard as: "I mean it must be high although"

Polythene Pam
   Real: "You should see her in drag, dressed her a polythene bag." 
   Misheard as: "You should, is her in a pattress, dressed in a 
   polythene mattress."
   Real: "yes you could say she was attractively built..." 
   Misheard as: "yes you could say she was a trap to be built..." 
   Real: "You should see her in drag, dressed her a polythene 
   bag..." 
   Misheard as: "You should see her in tractor with a 
   polythene protractor..." 
   Real: "She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt" 
   Misheard as: "She's killa-dilla when she dances the Hilton"

Eleanor Rigby
  Real: "Aaahh, look at all the lonely people." 
  Misheard as: "How to get over lonely people." 
  Real: "Ah, Look at all the lonely people!" 
  Misheard as: "Ah, Look at all the lovely people"

Everybody's Trying to be My Baby
  Real: "Before home I had 19 dates" 
  Misheard: "Oklahoma had a night scene date" 
  Real: "Before I'm home I had nineteen dates" 
  Misheard as: "Oklahoma had an ice-cream bake"

Eight Days A Week
  Real: "Guess you know it's true" 
  Misheard as: "Yes you know it's true"

Lady Madonna
  Real: "Who finds the money when you pay the rent..." 
  Misheard as: "Two times the money when you pay the 
  rent..."
  Real: "Monday's child learned to tie his boot legs"
  Misheard: "Monday's child learns to tie his boot lace"

Help!
  Real: "And I do appreciate you being round" 
  Misheard as: "And I knew appreciation being 'round"

Blue Jay Way
  Real: "Please don't be long" 
  Misheard as: "Please don't belong"


Ticket To Ride 
   Real: "She's got a ticket to ride" 
   Misheard as: "She's got a tick in her eye" or 
   "She's got a chicken to ride"
   Real: "She's got a ticket to ride" 
   Misheard as: "She's got a ticket to Ryde" (a town) 

Can't Buy Me Love
  Real: "I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend." 
  Misheard as: "I'll find you a diamond ring my pet."


She Loves You 
     Real: "Pride can hurt you too, apologize to her" 
     Misheard as: "Buy her some perfume, apologize to her"
     Real: "Pride can hurt you too" 
     Misheard as: "Brighten her tutu" 
     Real: "Pride can hurt you too" 
     Misheard as: "Or I can hurt you too"

Day Tripper
  Real: "Day Tripper" 
  Misheard as: "Gay Stripper" 
  Real: "She was a day tripper" 
  Misheard as: "She was a date ripper" 
  Real: "She's a big teaser" 
  Real: "She's a prick teaser"

I Am The Walrus
  Real: "goo goo g' joob" 
  Misheard as: "coo coo k' choo"

The Word
  Real: In the good and the bad books that I have read" 
  Misheard as: "In the children's black books that I have read"

Michelle
  Real: "Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble." 
  Misheard as: "Some day monkey won't play piano song."
  Real: "Sont des mots qui vont tre's bien ensemble...
  tre's bien ensemble" 
  Misheard as: "Sunday morn keep on play piano and 
  song...play piano and song..."

If I Fell
  Real: "And I would be sad if our new love was in 
  vain" 
  Misheard as: "And I would be sad if I knew love 
  was in vain"

I Me Mine
Real: "I Me Mine" 
Misheard as: "I Be Mine"

Come Together
  Real: "Shoo Shoo" 
  Misheard as: "Shoot me" 
  Real: "Hold you in his armchair you can feel his 
  disease" 
  Misheard as: "Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel
  his disease"

Yellow Submarine
  Real: "Yellow submarine" 
  Misheard as: "Yo! What's up Maureen?"

Old Brown Shoe
  Real: "Though you pick me up from where some try to 
  drag me down." 
  Misheard as: "You know you pick me up from worse and 
  try to drag me down."
  Real: "I want a short-haired girl"
  Misheard: "I want to show her girl"

Drive My Car
  Real: "I want to be famous, a star of the screen" 
  Misheard as: "I want to be famous, I started to 
  scream" 

Mean Mr. Mustard 
   Real: "His sister Pam works in a shop, she never 
   stops she's a go getter." 
   Misheard as: "His sister Pam works in a shop, 
   she never stops she's a coconut."
   Real: "Keeps a ten bob note up his nose" 
   Misheard as: "Keeps a ten pound note up his nose"

Please Please Me
   Real: "Please please me, wo yeah, like I please you" 
   Misheard as: "Please, please me, yoo yeah, I've 
   got new shoes"

Magical Mystery Tour
   Real: "Roll up, Roll up for the mystery tour." 
   Misheard as: "Shut up, Shut up for the mystery tour"

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da 
   Real: "...with a couple of kids running in the yard, 
   of Desmond and Molly Jones." 
   Misheard as: "...with a couple of kids running in 
   the yard, and Desmond and Molly gnomes." 

I'm So Tired 
   Real: "You know I'd give you everything I've got 
   for a little peace of mind." 
   Misheard as: "You know I'd give you everything I've 
   got for a little piece of pie." 

 Tell Me Why 
   Real: "All I do is hang my head and moan." 
   Misheard as: "All I did was have my head on wrong."

All My Loving 
   Real: "and then while I'm away, I'll write home 
   everyday." 
   Misheard as: "...and then while I'm away, I'll ride 
   home everyday."

The End
   Real: "Love you, love you" 
   Misheard as: "The end, the end

Get Back 
   Real: "Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner" 
   Misheard as: "Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman"
   Real: "Sweet Loretta Martin"
   Misheard: "Sweet Loretta Modern"

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds 
   Real: "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" 
   Misheard as: "A girl with colitis goes by"
   Real: "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" 
   Misheard as: "Lucy has a guy with diamonds"
   Real: "Newspaper taxis appear on the shore" 
   Misheard as: "Newspaper taxis, a beer on the shore"
   Real: "Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine 
   trees and marmalade skies..." 
   Misheard as: "Picture yourself an abode on a river, with 
   tangerine trees and marmalade skies..."

Penny Lane 
   Real: "The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray." 
   Misheard as: "The penniness is selling puppies from a tray."
   Real: "The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray. 
   And though she feels as if she's in a play, she is anyway." 
   Misheard as: "The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a 
   train. And though she feels as if she's in a plane, she is anyway." 

Paperback Writer
   Real: "Paperback writer" 
   Misheard as: "Take a back right turn"
   Real: "Dear Sir or Madam"
   Misheard: "Is there all matter"