I was working in the lab, late one night.

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,

For my monster from the slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise.

He did the Mash.....

From my laboratory in the castle east,

To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.

The ghouls all came from their humble abode,

To get a jolt from my electrodes.

They did the Mash......

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.

The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son.

The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds.

The coffin baggers, were about to arrive

With their vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five."

They played the Mash......

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.

Seems he was troubled by just one thing.

He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,

"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"

It's now the Mash.....

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band,

And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.

For the living, this mash was meant too.

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you!

Then you can Mash.......