Um, don't take offense 2 these, they're in random order n' just 4 fun, aiight?
Okiez now, U know ur azn if...
Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white.
Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering machine.
Own a cellular phone .... " " " "
Have only Asian friends
Speak only in Asian languages
Dress as though you're headed for a party when you're actually going to class.
If you're a guy, BE SURE TO SOUP UP YOUR ACURA INTEGRA.
Travel only in droves of 10 and above to parties.
Go to all the cool Asian "intercollegiate parties"!
Refuse to dance to anything but techno music.
Whenever in droves of 10 or more Asians, stare menacingly at all other Asians.
Dance in circles at all parties and clubs.
If you're a guy, BE SURE TO COP CHEAP FEELS OFF GIRLS YOU LIKE!
If you're a girl, BE SURE TO RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR EACH TIME YOU SEE A HOT GUY!
Wear only designer labels
Make sure designer labels are extremely visible. Better yet, make sure that the make is emblazoned on the front of the apparel.
Own a pair of Docs
Be very good at pool. Own a cue stick if you can, even if you know nothing about them.
Make sure your parents are doctors, or better yet, grocery store owners.
BELIEVE IN BARN JACKETS, J. CREW, TOMMY HILFIGER AND CK
Make sure you install every possible option you can in your car.
Own a sports car.
Date only someone that a friend of yours has already dated.
Be an officer in the KSA/CSA of your respective school.
Be a Christian pretending to actually care about the religion
Use church as a social ground to meet potential dates.
If you're in a group of 10 or more friends, stare menacingly at all interracial couples you see.
If you're a girl, make sure your hair is colored with tinges of brown or red for optimal "coolness."
You are a good student with very high GPAs
If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys
surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
You never discuss your love life with your parents
You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
