Pickup Lines
This is just a list of some of my fave pickup linez! Add your fave at the bottom of this page!This is my all time fave pickup line...
You're as sweet as Hershey's chocolate, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I saw your picture in the dictionary by beautiful.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Excuse me, but don't you reconize me with my clothes on?
If we're not related, I'd like to be. Hey, didn't we go to two different schools together?
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
At the office copy machine: Reproducing, eh? Can I help?
Your place or mine?
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold *it* against me?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I am not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across
Guy: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Women: (any answer)
Guy: Can I?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You: "You must have been a drill sergeant in a past life..." Her: "Why?" You: "Cause you make my privates stand at attention!"
If a gal asks for your number just say: Why dont you get it off my phone in the morning?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?
(Lick your finger & then touch their shirt) Why don't we go back to my place & get you out of those wet clothes!
I got an F a C and a K, all I need is U.
So, do you know what makes love like a tiger and winks? (look at him/her and WINK!)
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I'm wearing Revlon ColorStay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
There are 265 bones in the human body. Want one more?
Where have you been all my life?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
Do you believe in love at 1st sight, or do i have 2 walk by you again?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?
Are your legs tired, because you have been runnin through my mind all day!
Guy: I have the uncanny ability to kiss a girl without touching her and if it doesn't work I will give you a dollar.
Girl: OK, give me a kiss without touching me.
Guy kisses her (by touching her) and gives her the dollar anyway.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
Excuse me, can I borrow your pencil? Now can I have your phone number?
Boy: How you doing?
Girl: Fine
Boy: I didn't ask you how you looked. I asked you how you were doing.
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Is he made of glass?
Girl: No, of course not.
Boy: Well, if you drop him for me, he won't break.
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Man:Do you have any raisins?
Woman: No.
Man: Then how about a date?
I have a boo-boo on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
You have a great smile, to bad that's not all you're wearing!
Him: You look like my first wife
Her: How many times have you been married?
Him: None...yet!
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public.
If you were a booger I'd pick you 1st
If I followed you home would you keep me?
To woman leavin...
Man: Aren't you 4getting something?
Woman: Who?
Man: Me!
I'm sorry, I'm new in town...Could you please give me directions to your place?
Man: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Woman: Any answer
Man: Can I?
My name isn't Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your Bedrock!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
I may not be a NBA star, but I can palm a basketball and I wear size 14 shoes!
F*ck me if I'm wrong, but do I know you?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Man: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Woman: No... Man:Well then, please start.
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
Stand still so I can pick you up!