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Add up your points as you read the questions and score yourself on the grid at the end.
1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points
3. Ever tried alcohol?
1 point
4. Ever been drunk?
2 points
5. Ever played drinking games?
2 points
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points
7. Ever drink enough to throw up?
4 points
BONUS: Throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point for each
8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points
9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
8 points
10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
5 points
11. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
3 points
BONUS: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
12. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points
13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried
14. Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
BONUS: At least 4 times a week
4 points
15. Ever bought 'soft drugs'?
4 points
16. Ever sell drugs?
8 points
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points
18. Ever used barbituates?
8 points
19. Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points
20. Ever used narcotics?
10 points
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points
22. Ever been on a date?
2 points
23. Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
BONUS: To orgasm
2 points
24. Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points
BONUS: On the 1st date
2 points
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points
26. Ever paid for sex?
8 points
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
8 points
29. Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
BONUS: To orgasm
2 points
30. Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
BONUS: To orgasm
2 points
31. Ever engage in the 69 position?
4 points
BONUS: To orgasm
2 points
32. Ever contact an STD?
12 points
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points
37. Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points
38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
10 points
40. Ever practiced bondage, discipline, sadism or masochism (BDSM) for sexual gratification?
8 points
41. Ever used sex toys?
6 points
42. Ever pass out during sex?
5 points
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
4 points
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone or chatting on the computer?
3 points for each one
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points
46. Ever licked or had someone lick:
An eyeball...1 point
Toes...2 points
Ears...1 point
47. Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points
48. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on?
20 points
50. Ever been arrested?
8 points
BONUS: If convicted
7 points
SCORING:
0-20 points...A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 points...You barely make our scale.
41-60 points...Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 points...Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 points...Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 points...You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 points...You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ points...You're going straight to hell!
Just in case any of you are interested...I am going straight to hell. Want me to save you a spot?
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