Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't...

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent!!

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk!

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!!

7. Look at the size of HIS putter!

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf...

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!

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