Here are my awards. Don't they look lonely? They're begging for company. *hint, hint* Please give me an award. Do you know how much Prozac costs? I have Dr. Kevorkian's number and I know how to use it! Please don't make me.
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Click on the award to visit Sarah's "mahwackylilworld."
(Site no longer exists.)
Sarah sent me this from Idaho. Who outside of Idaho knew such a place even existed? Does anyone care?
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Click on the award to visit Sarah's "Our Wedding" page.
(Site no longer exists.)
Sarah went off the deep end and created another award. I guess you can only peel so many potatos until boredom sets in.
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Click on the award to visit Sharon's "Island Girl's Tropical Paradise."
(Site no longer exists.)
Quick! Someone hide the tequila! Save another worm from a horrible fate before Sharon sees it!
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Click on the award to visit the Mazybolton's "The Mazybolton Homepage-O-Links."
You might want to participate in their Photo Caption Contest or have your problems solved (complicated?) in the Dear Papi column.
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Click on the award to visit Dr. Mike's "Two Bit Award Page."
(Site no longer exists.)
Dr. Mike hates to see a grown man snivel, so he took pity on me! Now his page gives you no excuse not to sympathize with my plight either!
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Click on the award to visit Amanda's "Queen Amanda's Kingdom."
(Site no longer exists.)
Why an upside down hippo? You'll have to ask Amanda. And I thought cow tipping was fun! Regretably, if there's one thing I learned in life, it's never come between two hippos in love. I can now die in peace knowing that I've received the prestigious UDHA.
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Click on the award to visit Amanda's "TriviaClub's Official Website"
Fortunately, Amanda has resurfaced with a new site for a group of people who need a life (kidding!) trivia buffs who meet up via mIRC. The site explains the whole deal and also is linked to an interactive fun. Sounds like fun...if I only had a brain!
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Click on the award to visit "Martin's Netstop."
(Site no longer exists.)
Martin liked my site and this was still a tough award to crack. Despite being Dutch, Martin has tough criteria. In the end, his taste was peccable (what the heck is the opposite of impeccable?). I guess he lowered his standards in my case. Check out his website. He's much more technically proficient than I and has lots of neat/useful/fun stuff on his page.
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Click on the award to visit Katye's "Land of Southern Comfort."
Katye's from bayou country. Southern Comfort? No thanks! I saw Deliverance! This sight is great-one of the graphic marvels on the web. Unique graphics and an interesting site to boot. Katye is even willing to offer tips to the html-ly challenged. Watch out for gators though.
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Click on the award to visit "Jenny's Purple Page."
Jenny's page is the envy of the Artist formerly known as the creep who makes doves cry, Donny Osmond and Barney-possibly the result of a mad night of passion amongst them? That's the three of them not including Jenny, I mean! Jenny is going to break a lot of hearts in her time. She's a cutie, so guys-see for yourself. Dirty old men stay here. Gals go too-she has a good homepage.
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Click on the award to visit "Jenny's Purple Page."
Another award from Jenny...and I didn't even have to beg! I think that I must be #999 999 with a downhill bullet, but I'll take it! I guess there's only dirty, old men left here, so why am I telling you??? Go see Jenny's page if you haven't already.
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Click on the award to visit Pat's "Ragdoll's Aerosmith Page."
(Site no longer exists.)
My thanks to Pat for deeming my site worthy of this award. Animated awards leave me spellbound. I stare at them for hours on end. Why don't you go visit this tribute to Aerosmith. It's very good. I heard that they're considering sculpting a monument similar to Mount Rushmore honouring the band's contribution to music-if they can find a mountain older than its members. Actually, last I checked, it had turned into a Goo Goo Dolls page.
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Click on the award to visit Katherine's "Bonochick's Place."
Don't hate her because she thinks U2 still makes music that matters. Hate her just because you can. Just kidding! Go see why Bono is terrified of Katherine. Actually it's a wonderful tribute and a very good homepage from a lovely, young lady. Her poetry is very touching as well. So go check it out!
We all know e-mail can be a pain. I have a solution if you just don't have the time. You've heard of prefabricated housing, but now there's RICK'S PREFABRICATED E-MAIL.
I've created a page on which to unleash crazy things that pop into my head. I call it Psycho Babbling. I plan to add to it over time as future madness strikes. So please click on the link below.
I've come up with my very own get rich scheme. Doesn't everyone have one? Buying lottery tickets just isn't panning out. So please click on the link below.
I'm a sports fan and I've created a page where I have some fun with the names of athletes, and poked fun at some athletes themselves. I don't think you have to even like sports to get enjoyment out of the results.
View all current and past guestbook entries in one place (minus the broken links and images!) by clicking on the image directly above.
Add your name to my mailing list if you'd like to be notified when I add something to my page. Mailings will be infrequent because I'm to lazy to be too creative.
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The song you would be hearing if I didn't remove my midi files is "Crazy on You" by Heart. The song I hear is "Tiny Bubbles".
Click on the door to go to "Rick's Padded Cell" (about me page)
