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Mr. Long was born on Christmas Day in AD 1938. In his life, he has invented rock and roll (with the help of his good friend, Chuck Berry), inspired 3 major serial killers, played college and professional football, coached high school Cross Country, Track, and Football teams, worked as a United States History teacher, and a freelance superhero. His favorite food is human lard, his favorite drink is a boilermaker. His favorite expressions are "Jive-Turkey" and "Joker". He has a very unique way of what? Speaking.