"You fools! You're in the wrong body!" -Megabyte
"I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains." -Peter Venkman
Click here to go to my "Amusing Anecdotes" page.
This is a full page of all those funny sayings you see on bumper stickers and keychains and things.
Click here to go to my "Bart Sayings" page.
50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart.
English-Chinese Dictionary ---or the equivalent thereof
Vocal Violations(for singers,really, very funny)
Quotes and Other Assorted Weirdness
Some Good Places To Go
A Mystery Science Theater 3000 page
Another MST3K Page
A very good fanfiction page