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Kat's Lair

Hi. My name is Midnightkat. I'm going to try to put all kinds of different things up here. Mainly humor. I believe I have one of the largest collections of funny sayings there is. I don't much get a chance to update this page often so don't expect much. I'm usually working in the theater or singing, or doing work of some kind, so I don't spend much time here. I'm going to college now and have even less time. If you want me to put something up on my page or add to a page, email me and I'll take a look at it. I love email. Now. Please look at all my pages. Don't make me beg. It could get ugly.

"You fools! You're in the wrong body!" -Megabyte

"I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains." -Peter Venkman

Click here to go to my "Amusing Anecdotes" page.
This is a full page of all those funny sayings you see on bumper stickers and keychains and things.

Click here to go to my "Bart Sayings" page.

50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart.

English-Chinese Dictionary ---or the equivalent thereof

Stories

Scary Stories

Words of Wisdom(sort of)

Poems

Vocal Violations(for singers,really, very funny)

Chicken Jokes

Quotes and Other Assorted Weirdness

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Some Good Places To Go

A Mystery Science Theater 3000 page
Another MST3K Page
A very good fanfiction page

Email: midnightkat@hotmail.com