1 I'll swallow it all...I love the taste
2 Are you sure you had enough to drink?
3 I'm bored...let's shave my pussy
4 Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5 That was a great fart! Do it again
6 I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house
7 You're so sexy when you're hungover
8 I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping
9 Let's subscribe to Hustler
10 Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11 Say, let's go down to the mall so we can check out women's asses
12 I'll be out painting the house
13 I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to on Saturdays too
14 Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see
15 I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16 No no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed
17 Your mother's is way better than mine
18 Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's thing and go buy yourself a new set of golf clubs
19 I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake; you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever
20 Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno, a case of beer, a few joints and have my friend Tammy over for a 3 some?
21 Christ! Not the mall again, come on, let's go to that new strip joint
22 Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
23 You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings
24 God! If I don't get to blow you soon, I'm gonna bust!
25 I signed up for yoga so I can get my ankles behind my ears for ya ;)
