Quotes from Jen's bachelorette party
- "Do I need to remind you that this is a plastic car and that is a semi?"
- Melissa to Jen the first time Jen got annoyed with traffic and encouraged Melissa to ram the vehicle next to us.
- "I feel all kinds of secure!"
- Jen, shortly after quote #1.
- Mush!
- From the Weird Al song about watching TV all the time. I forget the title.
- "Didn't they have donuts there?"
- Melissa and Jen were reminiscing about the time Melissa's car broke down and they spent most of the day at a shop getting it fixed. Melissa remembered the massive amounts of money she had to shell out and the fact that they spent September 11, 2002, in a car shop. Jen remembered the donuts. Yes, after a year, she remembered the donuts more vividly than anything else. *sigh*
- "I have a rumbly in my tumbly!"
- Melissa said this. Over and over. :)
- "Good thing Jen doesn't have a gun..."
- I don't think this quote really needs much explanation, or that it's really meant to be funny. :)
- Violent, Morbid and Evil
- These are our defining attributes. Jen is Violent, I'm Morbid and Melissa is Evil. If we were a rock band, we'd probably change our names to these.
- "Look at all the places! I want to go to places!"
- We got stuck on a highway that had NO exits. We could see all sorts of nice stores and stuff, but we couldn't get to them. We also couldn't get where we were trying to go.
- Pfing
- The beginning of some street name that we couldn't pronounce. We spent a while just trying to get this part of it down pat.
- "Let her take her rage out on the big truck of sod."
- Melissa didn't want Jen to take on the truck by herself. I thought it'd be safer than letting her take on the truck driver or something. Jen has a bit of a problem with Road Rage, in case you couldn't tell...
- "Jen, you stepped on my chi!"
- Me, when Jen stepped off the path and onto the nicely-racked stones of the Zen garden. Bad Jen!
- "What movie did we watch?"
- Okay, technically, this quote didn't occur until about a week later, but it was funny because Jen had only had one drink, and she couldn't remember that we'd watched The Emperor's New Groove.
- Musical Benches
- Melissa and I didn't feel like readying EVERY SINGLE PLAQUE by EVERY SINGLE DISPLAY in the ENTIRE Himalayan exhibit, so we hopped from bench to bench while Jen read them. The security guards swarmed around us the entire way. It was funny.
- "Why is there a piece of ice on the table?"
"There is no piece of ice on the table."
"Why is my plate wet?"
"Your plate isn't wet."
- I swear, I can't leave those 2 alone for 1 minute. When I left the table, the table and my plate were dry. When I came back, there was ice on the table, water on my plate and not-so-innocent looks on Jen and Melissa's faces.
- Pants-straps
- This is the Pirate-name I came up with for us. It's a play on "Boot-straps" from Pirates of the Caribbean (of course). It's really not funny at all, but the horrified look on Melissa's face when I suggested it was priceless.
- all your base are belong to us
- Uh, yeah. I'm a geek. I had to add this.
- The Thing with the Thing on the Thing.
- Since Jen didn't know our itinerary, Melissa and I had to find a way to talk about what we were doing next without being too descriptive. Of course, we never were really sure what we were talking about, but it worked out in the end.
- "Ooooooh.... Nice stuff..."
- Jen didn't understand "the thing with the thing on the thing", but she certainly understood "nice stuff"...
- "Boat - ship"
- "Virtual Drink!"
- When Jen and Melissa got full (not when they got drunk, mind you, but when they go full) they started doing virtual drinks instead of actual drinks. This went on pretty much until the end of the movie. This is the first time I thought Fellowship of the Ring was a long movie.
- "You get two. Doh! You get one."
- Jen was going to steal some hotel soap for me. There were two bars. Until she dropped one.
- "Are you all sisters?"
- Okay, Jen's Indian, Melissa's a redhead, and I'm an ash-blonde. So WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK WE'RE TRIPLETS???????
- Full of whist
- The itinerary called for us to "glance whistfully back at the city as you drive away and promise to return". We had to make sure our glances were full of whist.
- "Merry Christmas - now you're all gonna die!"
- Quote from Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
- Welcome to Indiana: The Parking-Lot of America
- We hit some construction on the way home...
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