The Review of The WB Radio Music Awards

"I'm a Genie in a Bottle..."

Whoa, my first *N Sync review, am I right? Well, this one's special. Yea, I gotta give *N Sync props for putting on a good performance, know what I'm sayin'? Yeah, even Lance danced pretty well on "Bye Bye Bye" on the "cowboy" part, as I call it; but I think he enjoyed that part a little too much. Anyways, here's my review.

Luved Tom Green's hat in his intro for Sugar Ray

It was hilarious when that one dude who introduced Sugar Ray's 2nd performance dogged Britney Spears on stage. As I quote,"*BEEP* FAKE ASS *BEEP* *BEEP*" Whoa, now that can't be good. Who cares about Bitchney anyway. Then, the chick next to him was all,"Britney isn't here tonight, but she did give us a letter.." or something like that, but then the dude was all bitchin' about Britney that the girl couldn't read her damn letter. Like anyone cares anyway; I didn't hear the audience complaining. They seemed pretty happy, especially the teenies.

*N Sync got nominated for Best Make-Out song. It was GMHSALMTOY. Gee, they didn't win over "I'll Be". I guess people are beginning to think GMHS is getting pretty boring. Best Make-Out song? Wasn't "God Must Have Spent..." dedicated to their moms?? JOEY! NOO! *cough* Eww.

When Edwin McCain gave out his thank you's, he was all,"I'm sorry to all the fans of *N Sync and IN YOUR FACE BACKSTREET BOYS!". Wow, BSB must've been really bitchy to this man. See, I always knew "I'll Be" was such a kewl song. Heh.

When Joshua Jackson (Pacey) was between those two girls that dressed all..um, like Britney, that reminded me of Joey with two of his hoes.

Didn't Christina Aguilera wore that same shirt on the Teen Awards? I dunno.(??)

*N Sync was voted most stylin' Whoa, that's a first! Oh, and Christina Aguilera was most stylin' female.

The Performance

This is like the first time teenyboppers didn't bring those annoying gay "Justin marry me!" signs that blocks the video camera.

Chris' outfit was tight. It was so catchy, I was looking at him the whole entire time. I kinda missed the weave though. *sniff*

Damn, JC needs to gain some weight first before he tried on that tight red shirt! I think he's been looking through Joey's closet again (no offense). What's up with his pants? Umm, zebra patterned pants does not match with leather.

Justin's new hair do makes him look like Keri Russel (Felicity) dancing. I think they had the same barber or something.

I think Joey and Justin shares the same hair dye. What's up with red hair lately? Oh well, it looks aiight on Justin, but it makes Joey look like Ronald McDonald.

Joey was acting like he didn't notice the ladies in the audience. But his eyes were focused on..other things.

In TUMH, they dance way better without those back up dancers they had on MTV Video Music Awards. The back up dancers dance good, but it just looks weird w/ a bunch of people dancing when *N Sync could already dance good all by themselves. Props to the little kid in MTV VMA! He has sum tight dance moves, better than Lance. And JC was hella skinny there. Oops, wrong review!

In TUMH, they do this one move that looks like a Tae-Bo move. Eh-em, sorry. I just wanted to bring that up. It's also the move that Bitchney does at the end of "Baby one more time" and Chris and them did the same move! That was freaky.

I luved the way TUMH switches and mixes to IWYB. So kick ass! Me and Porky tried to do the same thing, but we just looked like retards. *L*

Johnny Wright was there. Porky said that he looked like he was lip synching while he was talking. (???)

I loved the dances in "Bye Bye Bye"; except some parts made me laugh real hard as I looked at Lance and Joey. Oh, I make fun of Joey so much.

When JC sang,"I loved you endlessly, when you weren't there for me..", When he says,"I..", if you look at Joey, he makes it looks like that he's trying to attract more hoes.

When they sang,"I wanna see you out that door, baby, bye bye bye", that move kinda looked like Jordan Knight's "Give it to You" video.

When Lance did that "cowboy" dance during the chorus, I think he was having wild thoughts about Toby. He keeps on letting his jacket half fall. *snort*

JC really got to me when the center of the camera was right on JC's thing. (no, I am not perverted. *cough* That's Turkey's job. JC just makes it obvious.) I think he was trying to seduce the camera or something. Me and Porky were all like,"*snort*"

When they did that little thing with their asses almost at the end when Justin sang,"I don't wanna be a fool, in this game for two...", it was hella funny.

I liked the ending, too. It was allBOOM! *cough* Yeah.

Overall, I think the WB Awards was alright. Joey was actually wearing something normal. The single for "Bye Bye Bye"'s gonna come out around November or something. I think my review sucked so I'm just gonna leave alla dem reviews to Porky. Mwahaha.

Pork with a review? Ahh! Take me home!!!