
This is our first hatemail which came from the Guestbook. Of course, we erased it and put the comments here where it belongs. Only cool people like u guys are allowed to sign our guestbook, and it doesn't include Rotten Meats like this teenybopper. Here's what she wrote.
Fullname: blah Bitchney's cousin
Email: blah@blah.com iforgotmyname@teenybopper.com
Where are you from?: blah blah land (teenybopperland)
Homepage: http://www.blah.com (She didn't even put her name. Loser. She's probably afraid we Meats might stalk her and make her die. She's got it all wrong. Really, she has.)
Reference: Clicked on your link
How good do you think our site is: You could do better Boo-hoo. She doesn't like us.
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: Lance, I love Lancth (LMAO, She loves Lancth everybody, she loves Lancth!)
What is your fave section?: Britney Spears part (LOL, and look what she
wrote in the bottom...)
Comments: i know you dont want hate things or whatever but this isnt
one so its ok (That made me laugh so hard. She actually believes that she's not writing hatemail? Ass.)don't stop reading or whatever Don't worry, I won't. I'll be happy to read what u have to say, then humiliate you later on. im just gonna say
something that i think. (Well, I don't really care what u think, and learn to spell & punctuate) well now of course you have a grudge against
britney coz she stole justin from you but you gotta accept you never
had a chance with him anyway and you just wish you could look as good
as her. LMAO. That gave me another good laugh. First of all, I don't like Justin as much as you think. He's not even my favorite, so what has this girl been smoking? She thinks Britney is "good looking". I think this girl stole some of JC's crack..now then its perfectly ok to be jealous of some one who has
much more going for them than you do but you should try and suppress it
more now don't start thinking im one of your favourite teenybopper She's in denial.but
i aint See?i dont really like britney that much Then why are u writing alla this bullshit?thats why i even went to
that site in the first place i wouldnt have otherwise, but even thought
i dont really like her i have enough respect for people Well, being the first person ever to write us hatemail sure doesn't make u a person who'd respect others, doesn't it?not to cuss
them on a site just because i was jealous of them so my advice for you
is get a life and accept the fact that no matter what you do you can
never be as pretty or talented as britney ok I say loose the crack and go to rehab.

Well, that was our first hatemail. Note to the people who sent us hatemail and plans to send us more hatemail: Just because we didn't say that we'd humiliate you infront of everyone that reads this site, doesn't mean we won't. We will have our revenge. Mwahaha. Thank you. Now back to the bashing.

This is our second hatemail. The one that Pork found out yesterday. Well, we have something to say about this one. Mwahaha.
name: that's foe me to know and yo to find out you pitiful losers Notice how she includes,"you pitiful losers" praying she'll hurt our feelings. Haha, BITE ME.
email: me@WHOCARES.com "WHOCARES". Das rite.
Where are you from?: somewhere
Homepage: don't got one..
reference: Just surfed on it!
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: ummm...no? C'mon now, just admit you like Lancey-poo's eyebrows. (SARCASM people) She's in denial, I tell ya!
What is your fave section?: I don't have one Not even one? *sniff* Fine! Screw you! Heh.
How good do u think our site is: You could do better I'm sure we can.
comments: okay, yo,Yo. Whut up in tha ghetto?in the Sailor Turkey surprise thing and then N Sync's most embarassing moments you got those outta Teen Magazine cause I subscribe to that Oh, you lucky duck, you. and I just happen to remember those embarassing stories. Well, no one really cares You guys are SUCH losers We? The Sailor Meats losers? Well, I think that people who writes hatemail and is too afraid to put their damn name & e-mails (yes, including you, me@WHOCARES.com) are SUCH losers, too takin someone else's why me and putting it as N Sync's just so people can say, "OH MY GOD! THEY GOT TO INTERVIEW N SYNC! THEY ARE SOOO LUCKY!" OH MY GOD! Umm...why the hell would people say that? READ THE FREAKIN DISCLAIMER! Then maybe you'll someday figure out that the stuff we put in here are FICTION and I bet the other people who read Turkey's interview are smart enough to know that we're not trying to say that we interviewed 'N Sync. We have no connections what-so-ever w/ 'N Sync. Got it? Goood.That's just pitiful foo! "foo"? Hahaha. And it's also pitiful foo when you don't know how to type "too" correctly at the end of a sentence. Either that or you're trying too hard to be ghetto.

Poor poor girl. She decided to write more shitmail. This is getting us mad. We don't want to deal with stupid people's problems. But then again, we enjoy it. Just remember, the people who we humiliate, THEY WROTE FIRST.
Fullname: E v ï | Gosh, just tell your fricken name. It’s not like you’re special.
Email: lah-dee-da dammit, just put down you're stupid e-mail if you're so sure on what you're talking about.
Where are you from?: About that place. What about it
Homepage: 'fraid I don't have one. Aww, too bad.
Reference: Just surfed on it! Again?
How good do you think our site is: You could do better c’mon now.
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: ummm...no? Fine then. At least say Busta. You gotta luv him.
What is your fave section?: yeah.. right gosh, just because we humiliated you doesn’t mean you have to go cry about it.
Comments: I'm baaaack!!!! uhh, nice intro. Ya know the one that told you off about your freakin emabarrassing moments. Ohh, you sure told us off! Our meaty asses are shaking. Do yourself a favor and be smart enough to not get humiliated anymore, unless if you really enjoy it. We just use hatemail to make a section so practically you’re helping us. And you sure wouldn’t like that since you’re Evil. The only reason you said that it was fiction is because I was right and you were, C'MON!! you can say it... it rhymes with SONG. GOOD JOB!!! You were right. It was WRONG! Nice attempt on trying to sound smart. That probably took you an hour. We said it was Fiction because IT IS FICTION. It’s as simple as that. Gosh, people these days! All you hafta do is accept what all of you are. Yeah, we’re the Sailor Meats. You don't realize that using some other establishments ideas without permission is against the law. Why are you talking to us about alla this bullshit again? *cough* It’s FICTION and if it’ll make you shut up, we’ll put it’s from TEEN MAGAZINE. I know you’re happy and all that you have a subscription, but geez. Stop acting like you’re the only one in the world who has that issue. It’s not like people don’t know it’s from Teen magazine anyway!! If someone from the Teen magazine staff were to see this webpage they could take you to court cause that's called FRAUD! Yeah, a staff from Teen magazine will come to an ‘N Sync humor page. Sure, buddy. And it’s only “FRAUD” if we claim that it’s ours. Look it up. I'm glad I pointed this minor detail out to you. You have no reason to be. If you need an attorney some day (and I'm sure you will) in your sorry ass life just find out who I am Oh yeah, you’re Evil and your e-mail address is me@whocares.com. call me up No thanx. and ask me seeing as how I am going to major in law. *like Eminem* You know what, Evil? I don't like your attitude I don't know if after this little incident I WILL help you. You’re actually gonna help us? But you’re Evil. But then again I might take the case and just humiliate you in front of the ENTIRE courtroom. Don’t get too excited. anyways, I've gotta go. Have a nice life. Same to you, oops I forgot, you don’t have one.

Here's one that's perdy freaky, but it doesn't break our meaty grasp:
name: cabbage patch (Ok, by that I am really frightened)
email: totodog@angelfire.com (hahahaha, NO)
from: hell (Damn, a lot of these people who write crap in our guestbooks are from hell. Hmm, go figure.)
url: http://www.hotguys.com (Yeah, I guess you must be hot since your from hell)
reference: I'm a witch who has psychic powers
verdict: You could do better ('C mon now, you've got to at least like something since you actually read our material)
fave syncer: Joey, my Italian Stallion (I'm still trying to figure out if this is a girl or guy)
Fave section: hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dayum, you musta been there for a long time. Sorry, but we don't have a section called, "Hell." When we will, we'll be sure to inform you that you'll be in it.)
comments: hey losers (Whoa, losers, very origonal) i know where nsync lives (Whoa, good fer you) and im gonna get them and kill them if you don't mind. (Can you kill Lou Pearlman, too?) so anyways you suck almost as much as lance (lancth) (What in his singing? 'C mon now, Lance has thee voice) i had a dream and you were in it, you all died and it was cool. (We were in it? Really?Did we look meaty?) so what did you do today??? I don't care!!!!!! (Then why'd you bother to ask?. Geez, people from hell these days....) you bitches don't even know anything about nsync (Exactly. That's why we wanted to make a humor page about them.) i bet you haven't even heard of rosie odonnell. (Um, you forgot the apostrophe after the O ) you suck (you forgot the period after suck. And i bet it sucks to have your period right about now, doesn't it?)
Personally, I don't know why we call this section hatemail when they write shit in our guestbook. I'd be glad if they mailed us, it would at least be different then the usual guestbook crap.

We're not assuming that this is hatemail, but we wanna straighten this out
8 Thu September 23 1999- 17:50:47
Fullname: Clu
E-mail: Buff61@aol.com
Where are you from?: Maine
Homepage: This page Ummm, NO.
Reference: I'm a witch who has psychic powers
How good do you think our site is: I love it!Finally there's something other than "you can do better".
Who's your favorite 'N Syncer?: alla them whoa, same here
What is your favorite section?: the whole thing cause me and Alexis made it MOSTLY HER err, no u didn't. And sorry, we don't know n/e one who's name is Alexis.
Comments: HEhehehehhehe Mwahahaha. *confused look*
Uh, the cabbage patch girl/guy wrote again. Gee, and i thought she hated our page. hmm, she actually cares what we say.

name: cabbage patch (she said it was her name, not me)
email: totodog@angelfire.com
from: billyville (Whoa, you got outta hell? Good fer you!)
url: http://www.angelfire.com (The hotguys.com didn't want you? Dayum, I'd stay there if you don't wanna no more)
reference: From a friend (Stop fricken changing your mind! witch, or from a friend? Geez, people from billyville these days....)
What do you think of our site?: I love it! (Ok, there's an example of pure BULLSHIT. Whoa, were learning something today, aren't we?)
Fave syncer: Busta! (What happened to Joey? Oh, he probably considered you as a whore, oh, don't worry, he's not the only one.)
Fave section: your ass scans (My ass doesn't scan, my ass is porky, dammit.)
comments: you are a dumb ho ho ho merry christmas. (you? I'm pretty sure there's 5 of us.) it 's the chick who bought you a big dawg for christmas. (Hey, you spelled dog wrong!) you are so stupid!!!!!!!!!! (Look, we're not the one's who are saying Merry Christmas when it's the Halloween month. Go take one good look in the mirror.) I didn't buy you shit for christmas you dumbass. (Did we say you bought us a dog, oh i'm sorry, dawg. No. That's what I thought. We don't really give a flying fuck if you get us something anyways.) i can't believe how retarded you are to think that. (You're the one who thought that, buddy. I didn't say jack shit about some Christmas present. Maybe it was in one of those dreams of yours again. *cough* psycho *cough*) email me ok??? (I'm sure it'll be in one of those dreams) seeya

1 Sun October 10 1999-23:47:55
Fullname: andy From Dawson's Creek, right?
Email: hotandy@angelfire.com Oh, Lord. I wonder if he masturbates himself. Nevermind, don't wanna know.
Where are you from?: mexico
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/hotandy
Reference: Just surfed on it!
How good do you think our site is: Its not that bad You're lucky I'm not one of dem chicks that rates you on how you look! Bah!
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: Chris, he's my dude in dreads *cough* I'm sure he is, and I don't think he would want you.
What is your fave section?: the dumpster He just doesn't want to admit he likes the pics page to see Chris, because Chris is his dude in dreads and that pic of Chris wearing that pervert shirt sure turns him on
Comments: you suck!!! go to my website and see my hotshit. Seen your site. Exactly what hotshit are you talking about? Sure didn't see anyone hot there. i can't believe you like nsync more than me And I'm sure I'm not the only one. you big poser Why in the name of Big Bird do you think we're posers? We're not trying to be someone else, unlike you, pretending you're hot! go to hell you meat girl It's meat girlsss but if you wanna go out with me Is this your way of pimpin' around the internet? 'Cause it sure ain't workin'! that is okk cause i am really hot n sexy Hehehehahaha, Girls, go to this psycho's page and see how hott this conceited freak thinks he is 'cause I ain't sayin' nothin'.

1 Sat October 02 1999- 00:59:42
Fullname: Karen Maria Bass Is it just me, or is this dear ol' Lancth's mom?
Email: lanstenzgurl@hotmail.com Whoa, I guess not. Know why? Cuz she's from Mississippi.
Where are you from?: Michigan Oh okay, I guess not.
Homepage: http://
Reference: Just surfed on it!
How good do you think our site is: You could do better Damn. Well, fine.
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: Lance, I love Lancth Oh, I'm sure you do.
What is your fave section?: pictures Gawd, is that all you teenies care about is their looks? Gosh!
Comments: Lance is spelled wrong you idiot! Yeah? Where? And we're meats, not idiots, you psycho teeny! *cough* And if you were trying to spell Lansten here it is please fix it! Umm..we spelled it right. Stay *N Sync

Fullname: Cabbage Patch Hey doesn't Britney Spears collect those dolls?
Email: totodog@angelfire.com
Where are you from?: billy crawford land Quit moving around dammit! What, are you afraid we'll find you or something?
Homepage: http://www.buttcheek.com Yeah we know you are
Reference: I got lost Big surprise there
How good do you think our site is: You could do better So could you but that ain't happening is it?
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: JC, he's my MMC man Busta bit ya didn't he?
What is your fave section?: your ass scans We got those? Wow there's quite a bit I don't know yet!
Comments: hey man haven't seen you since forever how come you don't email me you stupid ho. How many times do we have to tell you? There's 5 of us?!?! im gonna get my dad to kick your ass Oooh I'm scared. He's probably an old crackhead midget who's best friend is Lou J. Pearlman *L* She's joking really. No offense to yer dad, cabbage. It's not his fault you're so naive. Whoa, big word there. I guess you'll have to look that one up. and also billy crawford is 1 million times better than nsync That guy? All I can say is ewww and who the hell is Billy Crawford? I know as much about Billy Crawford as much as Britney Spears knows about Australia. so die alright, so did you hear that justin has a big fro No really? Guess we just haven't noticed yet. Thanks for pointing it out, he called me and is like hey cabbage i have a big fro now. Hey! I have a little suggestion for ya. When you write in the guestbook, try to at least have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the reader! And for us. Mwahaha.

2 Wed January 12 2000 - 00:01:29
Fullname: Aly gator tehehe, ok nevermind
Email: figures. don't worry, we'll find you teeny!
Where are you from?: NJ ooooh New Jersey. Big ghetto state there
Homepage: http://
Reference: I'm a witch who has psychic powers Yes, we are very frightened
How good do you think our site is: You could do better Die.
Who's your fave 'N Syncer?: Justin, he's my Juuustin Oh, Lord. And you say he's your cousin (see bottom)? Now that's just sick
What is your fave section?: I dont have one Poor sport! And you forgot the apostrophe after the 'n' and the 't' on "don't".
Comments: This website sux ya'll Y'all? Stop trying to be like Justin. It's not healthy., i luv nsync sooooooo much cough teeny so I guess you're too obsessed to know that you have no sense of humor. - justin in (is) my cuzin (cousin)- and he hates it tooI'm sure he does. Are we supposed to care? Okay, so now you think he's your cousin, and you love *N Sync sooo much? Ugh, incest! Anyways, just keep wishing he's your cousin and maybe you two will get married someday. *gag*.Its just like really dumb- Like umm whatever like Britney.- just stop Britney says that too ya'll maybe you really are justin's cousin... naw its not funny at all! I dunno. Did you bother reading what just about everyone else wrote in the guestbook? No huh? Doesn't surprise me. Ya know what? I wonder why anyone would want to be Justin's cousin. This teeny must be a big fan of inbreeding.

Okay, this is the first time someone actually officially hatemailed us, err, actually me (??) meaning she e-mailed us this note, instead of the usual Guestbook crap. Just so that you know, this is Miss Aly-gator (sorry, I couldn't resist. heh), the same...person, that wrote the crap above. Here we gooo...
To: SailorPork@keepitnsync.zzn.com okay, this is weird. Why’d she send her shitmail on my mailbox? I don’t need her crap, thank you. Send it to PorkandPorky@hotmail.com ‘cause I’m pretty sure there are five of us. Geez, can’t this girl get anything right??
Subject: hey Hey
From: Macme444@aol.com no thanx. Are you sure you’re “Justin’s cousin”? You’re more likely to be Joey’s. Add to Contacts
Date: Sat, Jan 15 2000 4:20:40 PM EST
fuck you and you apinions apinions?? LOL. Or do you mean opinions? I’m guessing you must be atleast in 4th grade and 4th graders aren’t old enough to cuss. Tisk, tisk. on the nsync thing what *N Sync thing? At least be specific. Don’t fricken waste my time. it stupid it doesnt even make any fucking meaty ass sense ‘course it does. You just don’t get it ‘cause you’re not fucking meaty. And you can just kiss my meaty assss.get over ti (it) your not funny at all. didn’t you use that already? Try to think of a better one next time, mmmk? Hey, and if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the fricken kitchen.

Well, that's about all the hatemail we have. Hope u guys had a good laugh at those. We don't really enjoy dissing people, but if they write to us first, we have our revenge. Heheh, and that's what we enjoy. Goodbye! OH, and sign our guestbook! Heheh.