Lou Pearlman's Long-Lost Twin

By my anger on this fat bastard of sueing 'N Sync for what, 150 million dollars just because they want to switch to Jive records is based upon this page. What a greedy bastard Lou Pearlman is. I knew he just made 'N Sync famous just to get his greedy pudgy hands on his side of the profit! He knew he needed to make these "pretty white boys who can dance and sing"! He planned it all along, didn't he! Didn't he!! *breathes* Okay, but lucky for him, I found his LONG LOST twin brother/sister (I haven't watched Star Wars) based by Lou's personality and *cough* appearance, thanks to the Pepsi Collection Cans. Here I give you...LOU'S TWIN. (scroll down.)

See Lou.

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See Lou's Twin.

Yes, it's true. I have done a search (well, not really) and found a match by drinking a can of Pepsi, the Collector Cans. I read that Jabba the Hutt is *cough* "enormous in size and ego" and is "greedy". Yup, just like Lou. But Jabba the Hutt isn't a fat bastard.

Let the force be with me and take me home!