

"Fertilized Eggs & Spam"
Goes to "Green Eggs & Ham
Lamb: I am Lamb JC: That Lamb-I-am Lamb: Do you like Fertilized eggs and Spam? JC: I do not like them, Lamb: Would you do me here or there ? JC: I would not do you Lamb: Would you do me in a pool? JC: I would not do you in a pool. Lamb: Would you do me in a box? JC: Not in a box. Not as a fox Lamb:Would you, Could you JC: I would not, could not Lamb: You will do me JC: I would not, could not Lamb: A train! A train! JC: Not on a train! Not under a tree! They enter the dark, backstage area Lamb:Say! In the dark? JC: I would not, could not, in the dark. Lamb:Would you could you JC: I would not, could not in the rain Lamb: You do not like Fertilized eggs and Spam? JC: I do not like them Lamb-I-am. Lamb: Could you, would you JC: I could not, would not Lamb: Would you, could you JC: I could not, would not on a boat. JC runs away to the bathroom in the dressing room to pee. Joey is in the Dressing room, listening to Justin's ebonics tape. He takes off his headphones. Lamb comes in and doesn't recognize that Joey isn't JC. Teenys these days... Lamb: You would not do me Joey: Ay, yo, you don't gots tah tell me twice. Joey takes Lamb backstage to, ya know..... Suddenly, JC comes out blindfolded in boxers because he realizes that the more chickes he does, the more he'll become the favorite. JC: Say! I do like Fertilized eggs and Spam. JC takes off his blindfold only to see Joey's brother, Steven, taping him from the door. JC: Hey, where'd Lamb-I-am go? Steve: (turns off tape) Who? JC: This chick I was supposed to do. Stever: (looks up and down at JC) I can see that. JC: (looks at self, covers boobs) Ahh! (runs to the bathroom) Steve: This is great footage of you, JC. Wait 'till I get this to the press. You'll be baned from *N Sync and *poof* I'll be the newest member. Yes, I can see it all now. BUT..it'll crash all your dreams of being the favorite member and humiliate you completely so that you have to re-shape your face and erase yourself from the plante to be an outkast so no one can recognize you, but OH WELL! I get to be in *N Sync. YESS! JC: (comes out dressed out of the bathroom with a knife) You do that, and *poof* I'll kill you! Steve: (drops camera and runs) HOLY CRAP. JOEY! SAVE ME! JC runs toward Steve, but stops at the door Backstage- Joey: (in a robe, smirking widely. The teeny is gone, and he is smoking a cuban cigar.) Yeah? Steve: JC's trying to kill me! Joey: This calls for (undo's robe, reveals Superman undies with a big "S" in the crotch area) SUPER JOEY! (runs toward dressing room) - the rest*N Sync passes by and sees Joey. Chris: Ahh, its an elephant! Justin: NO, it's Lou Pearlman. Lancth: IT'S SUPERJOEY! Chris: (realizes it was Joey) How'd you know that? Lancth: Because he's slower than a speeding turtle. Plus, I'd recognize those undies anyday. Chris and Justin leave as Lance daydreams.. -In the dressing room... JC: (opens camera) Hey, there's no film! Joey: (comes in, and sees JC) *breathes* YOU! JC: Steve didn't even tape me. Ha! What a fag. (throws knife out the window) -Down there.. Lamb: I can't believe I just did JC! (knife hits her head) AH-- (dies) -Up there Steve: Did you hear something? Joey: (fans ass) Wasn't me. JC: You know you didn't tape me, right? There was no film in your camera. Steve: (acts confused) Huh? Oh yeah! I tried to pull a prank on you. I saw you getting ready to do the 'humpty hump' so I got my camera and pretended to tape you to see how you reacted. Like always, YOU NEVER GET ANY JOKES. JC: Oh, heh. *cough* Anyways, we've got a show to do, so, yeah. -Joey and JC leave. Steve: (smirks widely. Runs to trash can, pulls out small tape) First, I'll take over *N Sync. Then, THE UNIVERSE! MWAHAHAHHAH!
Lamb I am
That Lamb-I-am
I do not like that Lamb-I-am
Lamb-I-am.
I do not like
Fertilized Eggs and Spam
here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I do no like Fertilized eggs and Spam.
I do not like them Lamb-I-am
Would you do me by a mule?
I would not do you by a mule.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I do not like Fertilized eggs and Spam.
I do not like them Lamb-I-am.
Would you do me as a fox?
Not in a pool. Not by a mule.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I do not like Fertilized eggs and Spam.
I do not like them Lamb-I-am.
in a car?
Do me! Do me!
I'm not far.
in a car.
You shall see
You will do me
under a tree
under a tree.
Not in a car
I need to pee.
Not in a box. Not as a fox
Not in a pool. Not by a mule.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I do not like Fertilized eggs and Spam.
I do not like them Lamb-I-am.
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not in a car! Lamb! Let me pee!
I would not could not in a box
I would not could not as a fox.
I would not could not in a pool
I would not could not by a mule
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I do not like Fertilized Eggs and Spam,
I do not like you Lamb-I-am.
Here in the dark?
Would you, could you, in the dark?
in the rain?
Not in the dark. NOt on a train.
Not in a car. Not under a tree.
I would not do you, Lamb, you see.
Not in a pool. NOt in a box.
Not by a mule. Not as a fox.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
on a float?
on a float.
on a boat?
I will not do you on a float.
I will not do you in the rain.
I will not do you on a train.
Not in the dark. Not under a tree.
You let me pee!
I would not do you in a box.
I would not do you as a fox.
I will not do you in a pool.
I will not do you in a mule.
I would not do you here or there.
I would not do you anywhere.
I do not like Fertilized eggs & Spam.
I do not like them, Lamb-I-am.
so you say.
Do me! Do me!
And you may.
Do me, and you will, I say.
I do! I'll do you, Lamb-I-am.
I would do you in a boat.
I would do you on a boat.
I would do you in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And under a tree.
You sound so good, so good, you see!
So, I'll do you in a box.
I'll do you as a fox.
I'll do you in a pool.
I'll do you by a mule.
I would do you here or there.
Say! I would do you anywhere!
I do so like
Fertilized Eggs and Spam.
Do me! Do me!
Lamb-I-am!
