A Boyband In Aladdin's Palace

Sheri: Check this out! (shows them her flying carpet)

Joey: Ooo! I wanna go!

Justin: Joey, you is gon choke it. I best just go.

JC: Hold up. You get to do everything. You're practically the main star of this movie, huh? It's because you're the favorite, huh?

Justin: Yo JC, calm down!

JC: NO! I wanna go! Me, me, me!!

Sheri: JC, you can go on the magic carpet if you wish. Just be careful.

JC: Yay! (goes on carpet and flys away w/ his backpack)

Lance: Oh, be careful, JC! If you die, we're ruined!

Justin: Nah-ah. Y'all still have me!

Joey: (smacks Justin) Hey, how come no one else did it?

Justin: Joey, you's gonna die in 3 seconds.

Joey: (screams like a girl) AHHH!(runs away from Justin)

--JC chases the Evil brother--

Evil brother: (sees JC) Ahh! (tries to make pegasus go faster)

JC: (gets out swiss army knife & cuts the evil brother's turban belt and lamp falls to JC's lap)

Evil brother: The lamp!

JC: Bwahahah, now maybe this will make me the favorite! Not Justin, me me me!

Evil brother: (jumps out of pegasus & into JC's magic carpet) Give me the lamp!

JC: Ahh! (evil brother starts choking JC & is about to make him fall off the carpet)

Evil brother: Heheh, I'll always want to remember this day. (choking JC more)

JC: (gets out camera from his backpack) Don't worry, you will. (takes a pic of Evil brother. Evil brother gets blinded by the flash & falls out of magic carpet into a manure pile below)

JC: (does a little victory dance from his MMC days) *sings* Everybody's movin, everybody's groovin' baby! (goes back in palace)

--Back in the Palace--

Chris: JC, you did it! Whoo-hoo!

Justin: Well, I guess gotta give you props for dat one, yo. I could've never pulled that off.

JC: I know, I know.

Justin: Ay! Dun let dis get to yo head! Ah's still da mos ghetto fabulous outta y'all.

JC: (rubs the lamp)

Genie: You've done well, 'N Sync. You saved Aladdin and his people. Now it's time for me to do my part. (Wakes up Aladdin from the curse)

Sheri: Father!

Queen: (hugs) Oh, I thought I'll never see you again!

Justin: (watches) Ah can't help it man, ah really can't! *sniff* (looks at JC giving him a look) Whut chu starin at foo? Can't a brotha show his emotions?

Aladdin: So, these are the Deliverers. (smiles at 'N Sync) I felt like I knew you my whole life.

Joey: Really? Don't think we've met. (everyone smacks Joey) OWW!

Aladdin: (looks @ Ali & his 3 brothers)

Ali: (goes on his knees) We were common thieves, now your servants.

Aladdin: (nods peacefully @ them) Come with me.

Genie: Oh, fine, just leave me here. (goes back inside lamp)

--Everyone follows Aladdin and waves to the billions of people below them--

Joey: (blows kisses) Oh, I love you all, too! It's the year of the fat man, baby! Whoo!

(JC stops waving, then goes back inside. Sheri follows, Joey follows Sheri and everyone else follows Joey)

JC: (looks at lamp)

2nd brother: (sadly) It is time for you to go?

Joey: Awww can't we stay here? Pleez? I have a harem with 300 girls!

Chris: No Joey, I'm afraid not. Unfortunately no one ever invented condoms here yet.

Joey: Dengit! Are you sure?

Sheri: (hugs JC) So I guess this is where we seperate.

Justin: Eh-em.

Sheri: (looks @ Justin) Oh...and you too. (looks back at JC)

Justin: (offended) Gurl! U know u want summa dis!

Chris: Oh, before we go, here's an electric toothbrush. It wouldn't hurt to have one. (hands 1st brother toothbrush) And here's your map, Aladdin. (hands map necklace to Aladdin) It sure came in handy.

Aladdin: Thank you my friends.

Justin: Yo, hea's a broken mirror. Guys like us have tah see how fly we look. (hands mirror to 2nd brother)

Joey: Oh yeah, and this is for you. (hands his dirty magazines to 3rd brother) You can sell this and make tons of money!

3rd brother: (smiles & does a sign of appreciation)

Lance: (hands a "Princess" beanie-baby to Sheri) I hate good-byes! *sniff*

Sheri: Aww. (hugs Lance) I will always remember all of you.

Justin: (goes next to Sheri) I got u something too.

Sheri: Yes, Justin? U didn't really have to..

Justin: (hands Sheri his extra Ebonics tape) Yea yea, u knoe u's part o da crew.

Sheri: Umm...okay, thanks. I'll use it someday..maybe.

Justin: Das my homegurl!

JC: (to Genie) I want to thank you for this great experience and for saving us from Bear in the Club. (hands Genie his swiss army knife) Chicks dig 'em.

Genie: *sniff* Ugh, I love you guys!

JC: (to Ali Babwa) Oh yeah, I guess this belongs to you. (hands Ali key to Cave of Wonders)

Ali: (slowly gets key from JC) We will always remember you, brother. (gets out 5 turban hats and puts one on JC and the rest of *N Sync)

JC: (like Thomas Ian Nicholas) Cool.

Ali: Now we are Ali Babwa and the 8 thieves!

Sheri: (hugs 'N Sync) Whatever you do, wherever you are, I will find you.

'N Sync: (hugs Sheri, say at the same time) We won't forget you, Sheri.

Genie: So...I've heard the pyramids of Egypt is a great place to stay! Or how about 2 thousand years from now called home?

--Genie takes 'N Sync back home in the Club--

Chris: (wakes up) Where are we?

Bar tender: Finally you woke up! Johnny's been waiting for you.

'N Sync: Johnny Wright? Oh, no!

Wright: Why y'all be ditchin da studios like dat, yo? Well, now I is gonna ditch you! Get a cab or walk yo white arses home for all I care. I is out! (goes in his limo and drives away)

JC: Oh, well. I guess we deserve it.

Joey: Dude, the clubs closed anyway. Might as well walk home.

--They walk outside--

Sheri: You're not gonna walk home in those old things. (points to 'N Sync's black Nikes)

'N Sync: (at the same time) Sheri!

Sheri: C'mon and I'll give you a real ride home! (pats the flying carpet)

'N Sync: Bitchin'! (all sits next to Sheri)

Sheri: Hey, I ain't a playa, I jus crush a lot!

Justin: Aww das mah homegurl!

JC: How'd you find us?

Sheri: Let's just say you guys were my first wish.

Lance: So, what's the other wishes?

Sheri: Why don't we all find out together?

Chris: Hey, how about a wish to get rid of Britney Spears?

Sheri: Okay. (makes the wish)

Justin: Hey! Leave my ho alone!

Sheri: Oops, my bad!

Lance: Wha'd u do?

Sheri: I sent her back two thousand years ago.

'N Sync: Bitchin'! (they fly away happily into the night)

The End
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