A Boyband In Aladdin's Palace

--Inside the Cave of Wonders--

1st brother: (sitting down, disappointed) A hundred pardons...'N Sync.

2nd brother: A thousand pardons, 'N Sync

3rd brother: (about to say something but forgot)

Justin: A bajillion pardons?

3rd brother: Yeah! That's it. (sits back down)

JC: Ali, why'd u do that to us?

Chris: He was all in it for the treasure. I knew it! Dangit.

Joey: Hey, I don't blame him! (Lance hits Joey in the stomach) Oww! My fat!

Ali: You all thought of me as some kind of hero...

Justin: Stop trippin' yo.

'N Sync: (looks at Justin)

Justin: You is a hero. You juss' dun know it yet.

JC: Justin, stop sucking up. You just want him to think you're the favorite.

Justin: Yo, shut up foo. Ah ain't talkin to you!

Ali: You all truely are the Deliverers. Now let's go save Aladdin!

--Everyone tries to find a way out--

Joey: *yawn* (leans on wall. The wall cracks open) Ahh! Someone help me!

Lance: Oh my lordy! Hold on, Joey, I'll save you! (holds on to Joey's red hair)

Joey: Owowowow!

Justin: Lance! Joey! (grabs Lance's hand before he falls) Dude, freakin get up already so ah won't look gay! (falls in too, because Joey's too heavy. Everyone else followed Justin & they all slide down an open tube leading to a pond in an oasis)

Joey: (notices everyones wet) Dang, too bad Sheri's not here!

Lance: (floats next to Justin) You tried to save me! *sniff* I feel so loved...

Justin: AHHH! (doggie-paddles away from Lance)

JC: Yeah! We're out! Now let's save Sheri & Aladdin and get back the lamp from the Evil brother!

Everyone: Yeah!

--Back in the Agribah place--

Evil brother: (walks out of palace proudly where he meets people witnessing Princess Sheri's death. The crowd looks at the stage where Sheri's head will be cut off by the executioner)

Queen: Please spare my daughter, and I will rule beside you.

Evil brother: Ha! Who needs you when I got the lamp! Away with you! (goes on the stage next to Executioner and whisphers in Sheri's ear) I never liked you. (turns to the crowd) Executioner, tell the witnesses Princess Sheribabwaalsdkfj's illegal actions.

Executioner: Princess Sheri...al;kdsfa must pay the penalty of death for her following actions: Disobeying the new Sultan's orders, communicating with outsiders, communicating with a thief...blah,blah,blah..

Sheri: (looks @ the crowd & recognizes Justin in a turban. She smiles, but pretends she didn't see him)

Justin: (looks @ others behind Jorocco the camel to check if they're ready)

Ali: (gives Justin the "ready" signal)

Executioner: Now, Princess Sheribabwa's head will be cut off for her disobedience against the law & of her actions. (raises up axe)

--Other executioners puts Sheri's head down.--

Justin: (looking to see why the others didn't fulfill their plan yet. He sees others smacking Jorocco.)

--With the others...--

Lance: I just can't bare to see Jorocco get whipped around like that. *sniff*

Chris: He won't freakin pull the string!

Lance: (disagreeing) Camel abuse! Camel abuse!

JC: (covers Lance's mouth) Shut up! You want them to catch us?!

Lance: AHH! You smudged my lipstick!

JC: (looks @ his hand) Raspberry Red?

Joey: (looks @ JC's hands) Ha! I caught you red handed! Red handed, haha, get it?

Lance: Sheri's gonna die! I can't bare to watch! (closes his eyes)

Ali: (whisphers something to Jorocco's ears & camel pulls the string w/ his foot)

Everyone: NOO! (covers their noses) DENGIT JOEY!

--As the executioner is about to cut off Sheri's head, the stage collapses & the axe hit's the top of the Evil brother's boots & Sheri rolls over to Justin's arms.--

Evil brother: (cries) My toes! (his toes pop out from his shoes & he givs a sigh of relief.)

Justin: Haha! Let's bounce, yo! (him & Sheri runs w/ the others)

Evil brother: (notices them) Catch them!

(The others run for their lives & hide behind a building. The 3rd brother plays with JC's Star Wars lap-top as the rest tries to think.)

Chris: How are we suppose to get back inside the palace?

Justin: Hey, what chu whispher in Jorocco's ears back there?

Ali: I said that Joey will sit on him if he doesn't pull the string.

Joey: Oh, good one! (thinks) ...Hey!

JC: Sheri, check if there's any way out there to get into the palace.

Sheri: Okay. (goes out from behind the building & looks. She continues walking & a hand grabs her back into the hiding place)

Justin: Well? Did chu find anything?

Sheri: Yeah, I saw big pots that are going to be delivered to the palace by horse.

Lance: *sniff* Toby!

Chris: So what are we waiting here for? Let's get inside before the driver guy sees us! (all goes inside different pots except for Chris & Joey)

Justin: (comes out of pot) What the heck! Get in!

Joey: Umm...I tried.

Justin: What chu talkin foo? Da guy's gon come n he'll see yo fat arse and if we all get busted, you's gon get it.

Joey: Umm...can you help me in?

Justin: Ugh! You fat bastard. If we get caught...(gets out of pot and pushes Joey in another pot but gets stuck) DENGIT! (hits Joey's head so the rest of him will fall into the pot, but he's still stuck)

Joey: Ow! That hurts!

Justin: Oh, well! Pretend you're part of the pot.

Joey: How?

Justin: Jus stand still foo!

Chris: What about me?

Justin: Uhhh...(sees driver come their way) Pretend you're a statue or sumfin. (goes back inside his pot)

Chris: Uhh, er..(Chris gets into the position of the “hawk” in Karate Kid & smiles)

Driver man: Hello, my beatiful horses. What have we here today? (looks at what he'll deliver to the palace & looks at Chris) What a strange and ugly statue. I have no idea why the Sultan would want that. OH, well. (goes away)

Chris: (still in his position & mumbling smack about the driver)

--They get inside palace. Pots are placed in the kitchen and the driver and the Guards leave--

Ali: (pops out of pot) Where are we?

Sheri: We are in the kitchen!

Joey: Oh joy! (tries to get out of pot) NOO! (starts to cry) I want food! Help me get out! Chris?

Chris: If you eat just one more thing, you'll get fatter than Lou Pearlman himself. (tries to get Joey out by pulling Joey's hair & rips his hair off) Oops.

Joey: Ahh, My hair!

JC: Haha, now Joey looks like Bozo the Clown!

Joey: (gets some of Chris' hair grower for Men and makes his hair grow back again) Yay!

2nd brother: (eats a spare rib off the counter)

Joey: FOOD! (manages to break the pot and run to the spare ribs) Joy! I have been blessed! (eats meat)

Chris: Now let's get outta here and find the lamp. My dreads are burning.

Joey: (mouthfull) After I eat!

Everyone: JOEY!

--Guards block their exit--

JC: Noo! Our only escape!

--Ali and 2 brothers fights the guards. The 2nd brother eats spare ribs with Joey--

Joey & 2nd brother: (caveman-ish) Mmm! Meat good!

Guard: (takes spare ribs from Joey) GRRR!

Joey: (angry) I haven't eaten for two days you greedy potato! (puts hand in his hips and pushes the Guard with his stomach) SUFFER! (continue pushing Guard with his stomach) You mess with food, you mess with my stomach!

--A guard chases Sheri & Sheri throws everything she can at him trying to keep him away--

--Justin gives one guard a wedgie--

--JC jumps on one of the guards & tackles him like in the "I Drive Myself Crazy" video--

--Sheri hits one guard with a rolling pin and sees JC struggling with one guard--

JC: Someone kick him!

Sheri: (kicks guard's "manhood")

--Joey & 3rd brother hit's 3 guards with a steak bone--

--Lance runs over a guard with a huge pot--

--Chris booty bumps a guard making him fly out the window--

Justin: Yeah, das roite! We kick alla yo arses!

Chris: Hey, where'd he go? Oh well, let's get the lamp! (they get out of the kitchen and go up the stairs to the roof)

Evil brother: Not so fast. (to guards) Kill them.

--Guards w/ swords tries to attack 'N Sync--

Evil brother: (rubs lamp & Genie pops out)

Genie: Now what?

Evil brother: First I wished to be Sultan, my 2nd wish was to have all riches, and now I finally made my 3rd wish. Kill the deliverers.

Genie: Hahaha! You made your third wish...(in a sing-song voice) but you ain't gonna get it!

Evil brother: Huh? Why not?

Genie: Haha, GENIES CAN'T KILL! Hah! Next time, read the manual. (makes a face at Evil brother and goes back in the lamp)

Evil brother: Curses!

'N Sync: (barges in) Give us back the lamp!

Evil brother: Never! (goes on a black pegasus & flys out the window)

Chris: Aww man! Now how are we suppose to get him?

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