

Sheri: Oh, no! It's the guardians of the dead!
Lance: But who needs guardians when they're already dead?
Justin: (panicking)Number one rule, y'alls: (like Thomas Ian Nicholas) Never get a key from a dead guy. Run!
Everyone: (screaming their asses off & starts to hide behind rocks & one guardian grabs Lance)
Lance: Ahh! Someone help me! He's rubbing off my concealer!
Joey: Hey, how come everyone likes Lance? *sniff* No one likes me. *sniff* (gets superhero-ish) This moment calls for...SUPERJOEY! (runs after Lance in his spandex Superman outfit with the 'J', but gets trampled on by another camel)
JC: Joey's down! (runs after Lance w/ a torch in his hands screaming)
Lance: Ahh! Don't burn me, JC! It will take months for me to revitilize my skin!
JC: (burns the guardian stealing Lancth & it disappears)
Lance: (in princess tone) JC, you saved me!
JC: Ahh! Get the heck away! I didn't mean to!
Chris: One down, four to go. (notices a flaming torch on the floor. He steps on the wooden plank, flames go up like a baseball & Chris slams with the torch & flames hit Guardian) I sliced it!
Lance: Whoo! (does a little victory dance he learned from Mississippi. Notices 3 guardians coming back towards them) Ahh! (everyone runs)
Joey: Wait, I have an idea! (goes behind Jorocco & puts his torch next to the camels arse) Now! (camel farts & an inferno covers the 3 Guardians)
Chris: Whoa! Joey actually has the ability to save people!
Joey: I know, I know. SuperJoey has saved the day once again.
Justin: It's midnight, foo.
Joey: Oh.
Justin: (reaches out for Aladdin's key again & gets it out successfully) Boo-ya! Nothin's gonna stop us now, baby!
JC: (looks at necklance map) Here it is.
Chris: But these boulders are in the way! How are we supposed to get in?
Lance: *sobs* Now we'll never free the Genie, save Aladdin & go back home! I miss Toby! *sobs* (Toby-->Lance's dead horse from childhood)
Justin: Stop cryin', yo. We'll get in somehow. (puts Aladdin's key together with the map necklace. It makes one whole golden beetle. Key starts to glow, which makes Justin drop it)
Joey: A vibrating key? I want to touch it!(everyone smacks Joey)
Joey: Hey! What was that for? (no one could think of anything to say)
Chris: Now what do we do?
Ali: I have to call out the magic word to open the cave. (about to say magic word)
Joey: WAIT!
Ali: (concerned) What is it?
Joey: (about to cry in happiness) I always wanted to say this!
Ali: (sighs) Very well.
Joey: (shouts) Open sesame-buns! (waits for cave to open) Hey! (looks at everyone in confusion & everyone smacks him again)
Justin: I'll juss' do it. (shouts) OPEN SESAME!
(Everyone stares at the key. It makes the ground shake as it seperates in two. The rocks that blocked entrance to the Cave of Wonders falls down & the ground comes closer together again & cracks disappear)
'N Sync: (like surf dudes) Whoaaah!
Justin: (picks up key) Yo, dat wuz crunk. (opens the door with the key)
Everyone: (gasps as they see all the treasure)
Ali & 3 bros: (runs inside)
Chris: Dude! Remember why we're here in the first place! (sees all of the treasure) Come on you guys, souveniers! (jacks a bunch of gold coins)
Justin: A golden mirror! Just what I've always wanted! (looks at himself in mirror) I is fly, yo. I is fly.(asks mirror) Mirror, mirror on my hand, who's da ghettoest brotha in all tha land?
Mirror: The ghettoest brotha of all is..ANYONE OTHER THAN A CURLY-HAIRED BABY BLUE LOVIN WIGGA FROM MFKING TENNESSEE! HAHAH.
Justin: What! Dayum, mirror's broken. Oh well! (throws it over his shoulder)
Princess Sheri: (looks @ Ali & the 3 brothers & 'N Sync greedily grabbing treasures & stuffing them in their pockets) Eh-em.
Lance: (all covered with jewelry, pearls, clip-on earrings, & a crown) Oh, I look so divine!
Sheri: (louder) EH-EM!
Everyone: (looks @ Sheri confused, still holding on to treasures)
Sheri: *sniff*
JC: (putting more in his pockets, then goes to Sheri) Awww, don't cry. C'mon guys, we came here to save Aladdin & find the lamp, so what are we waiting for!
'N Sync: (moves farther down the cave leaving Ali & his 3 brothers.)
Ali: Jewelry! And it's all ours! Mwahaha! Screw those foolish...
Joey: (goes back to Ali) Hey! Remember why we're here for! (gives a cheery, perma-happy smile & follows the others)
Ali: Of course! How could I forget..(takes out a knife & follows 'N Sync & Sheri)
'N Sync & Sheri: We got the lamp! (about to head back when they see Ali cut the other end of the bridge with his knife)
'N Sync: Ali!
Chris: Hey, wha'd you do that for?
Joey: Yeah! You gave us your word! Or at least, me.
Justin: (whisphers to JC) Well maybe that's why he did it.
Ali: You have fulfilled your destiny, and now I must fulfill mine. Good day. (he leaves)
Justin: Good day? Dude, you's supposed to say "Payce" wigga! I'll give you a free Ebonics tape if you fix tha bridge! (trying not to cry) Now I'll never see my mommy again...*sob*
Lance: Now I'll run out of Avon products! And who will manicure my nails!? (panics)
Chris: Oh well, look at the bright side. At least in the Cave of Wonders no teenyboppers will be able to find us!
Joey: Yeah! So it'll be just you guys, me and Sheri...(looks at Sheri & winks) all alone.
Sheri: (moves far away from Joey) Now we'll never get out and save my father.
Justin: Why don't we juss rub da lamp?
Sheri: It doesn't work in the Cave of Wonders.
Justin: (about to cry) It doesn't? (looks at JC going through his backpack) What chu doin now? Is not the time to look foe crack.
JC: I'm gonna get us outta here! (takes out fishing line & cuts line with swiss army knife)
Sheri: What's that?
JC: A Swiss army knife. Chicks dig 'em. (winks)
Joey: I want one!
JC: (he ties line to backpack. He throws his backpack between two rocks & it gets stuck between. He holds on to the fishingline & holds on to Sheri & they swing to the other side)
Joey: (to Sheri) No baby, come back!
JC: Now you guys try! (swings line to the others)
'N Sync: (looks @ the lava below) Hell nah!
JC: You'll never see your moms again!
Sheri: (holds on to JC's hands) JC Shazzzaaayy, you are finer than any Prince, and greater than any King.
Joey: What about me? (doing his Super Joey stance)
Sheri: Oh yeah, and you too. (walks passed him)
1st brother: (notices Ali) What is wrong?
Ali: (silently holding on to treasures)
2nd brother: (sighs) It is the boys.
Ali: My mind says to forget them, but my heart won't let me.
3rd brother: Wherever you go, brother, we shall go too. (they are about to head back when they see 'N Sync and Sheri come out of the cave)
Ali: (happiness) 'N Sync! Princess! A thousand pardons, I...(looks at 'N Sync's troubled expressions) What is it?
Chris: Hey, how'd they find us? (points)
Ali: (turns around to see the Evil brother) It's the Evil brother!
Evil brother: Give me the lamp!
Lance: (in a Princess tone) Never!
Evil Brother: Fine! (clutches on the Sheri's arm) Then you'll never see your woman ever again! (grabs lamp from Justin) And the lamp, too.
Joey: Hey!
Evil brother: Mwahaha! (pushes Ali & the 3 brothers at 'N Sync & Evil brother shuts the door as they fall inside the Cave of Wonders) Mwahaha! Now Princess, give me the key.
Sheri: I don't have it.
Evil brother: Well that doesn't matter anymore. Atleast now I have the lamp & the Deliverers will rot in the Cave of Wonders forever!