Hello, Boddy here.

Dear friends,

Hello, Mr. Christopher Boddy here. Yes, I am crazy enough to invite my 6 so-called "friends" Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, Professor Plum, Col. Mustard, Mrs. White and Mrs. Peacock again to another one of my "dinner parties". I know, I know, every time I invite these certain people over things just always get out of hand, don't they? After all, who would've known that Col. Justin Mustard would challange me to a duel when all I said was that he wasn't black? And who would've known proper Mrs. Danielle Peacock would actually call the police because Mr. Lance Green wasn't Tom Green's brother? Well, it's quite a shame because we are usually such good friends together. *sigh* Oh well, I sent out invitations for dinner tomorrow & they all agreed to show up. I'm glad all of us finally has an agreement. And I'm afraid they have an agreement amongst themselves as well: They're going to kill me again, dengit! I know it! Okay, so in this story I'm the bad guy. BUT WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DIE?? I CAN'T KEEP ON REINCARNATING LIKE THIS! It's just not right. *sniff* Well, here are my six suspects you should look out for:(NOTE FROM PORK: GET READY TO SEE THE CRAPPIEST CUT AND PASTE PICTURES YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFETIME.)

Mr. Green...a very good Avon saleswoman,er man. He always mentions about his dear ol' (dead) horse Toby cuz he's from Mississippi.

This is Miss Nikki DeLoach-Scarlet. Behind that act of "Innosense" I suspect she has a knife up her sleeve and guilt written all over her face.

My good lady, Mrs. Danielle Peacock, and the most proper one among us. But when she's in the Dining table, believe me, she's anything but proper.


My hot tempered friend Col. Justin Mustard. He may not seem so short-fused at first, but when it comes to him busting out ebonics, he is one tough opponent. One minute he's catching alla the fly honies, and the next, he kills one of Joey's hoes! Let's just say he has a duel personality. Haha, oh I crack myself up.

How could I ever forget this forgetful pervert Prof. Joey Plum? He may seem quite innocent *cough* but his hoes swears he's guilty of murder when he forgets their names. After all, he has a harem with 300 girls, but rumor has it that they were all his ex-patients when he was once a doctor. OH MY GEE WILIKERS!

This is Mrs. Christina White. She sure knows "what a girl wants" especially when it comes to murder. K, lets move on so we can finally get to me.

This is my faithful butler, Mr. JC Shazzzaay as long as he stops sleeping on the job!

Hey it's me! I'm hot!

Here is a random picture of the telegram girl. I believe Britney Spears is perfect for this part, don't you? It looks like she'll eat your face if you say no.

Whoo! Um yeah, he is the Head chief of the FBI and one o' the good guys...or is he?

This is the cop, which is suppose to be Johnny Wright. Can't you see the resemblance? I say he looks hot.

This is my servant cook, Mr. Lou Pearlman. HAHAH, bow down.

Silly me. I almost forgot my dear maid, Boobi, I mean, Yvette. I think this is one of her good shots. I especially like what she did to her hair--she's tryin' to be like me wid dreads!

Ah, the unfortunate motorist whom my guests frightened to death with one of their underhanded tricks. OH well!

Well, those are my suspects, er, friends who will be joining me tonight. Then again, I have this feeling things won't go right this evening. I guess I ought to start writing my will now. Oh wait, I've got to get my mansion ready! Tonight will be a blast! Cheerio!

-Mr. Boddy-

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