Are You Me? Do you want to be?
I think that I'm the only me on earth, but I could be wrong. I'm very interesting, so maybe there are more of me somewhere thinking they are alone, I must find you so we can create a world of us...ME's UNITE!
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In the morning, when I go to leave my home in a vehicle, I...
Get in my Saturn, pop in a fresh c.d., and drive the speed limit to work.
Have trouble starting my 85' Pontiac, and turn to station number four.
Enjoy the brisk air of a morning bike-ride, which will take me 15 mins.
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But before I leave, I open my closet to find...
Last resorts which I must muddle colors in order to match, somewhat.
Perfectly hung clothing, separated into tops, bottoms and colors.
Emptyness, since all the clothing are on the floor, wrinkled.
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When I walk into the living room, I see...
The mess left by my roommates, they never clean...NEVER!!!
Usually a present (i.e., breakfast, mail, obscene message).
Nothing much but a clean room, with sparkling walls, like I left it.
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Entering my work environment, I find...
A select group of my friends/workbuddies relaxing in the break room.
A sterile environment in which no one ever talks to each other...sad.
I am greeted with hugs and kisses, as any loved one should.
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Upon walking onto the un-lit stage, (theatrically speaking), I...
Quickly run off in that someone might be around, watching me.
Run up to the downstage center, hoping that someone is watching me.
Pass through quickly, as that I am probable busy with something else.
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Lunch Break...WHEW!!! I usually treat myself to...
Meal Plan #3: burger, chips, coke and cookie, $4.95...no pickles though
The extravagant
A nap, when else in the day am I going to get a nap.
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On the way back to work/classes, I pass a professor/boss of mine and...
Greet then crack jokes to bring myself closer in dominance to their level.
Try to ignore them, I'm probably behind in home/work anyway.
Hug them, I love them.
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End of the work/school day and it's time to hang out, which includes...
Run like hell, make it home before my favorite show comes on.
Not leaving the work/school, after all, we work there, we live there...sad.
See where everyone is eating dinner and go with them.
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| 9. |
When I get home, I immediately...
Sit in front of the T.V., usual channel, beer and homework in hand.
Clean, it's necessary.
Fall asleep, since I never get home before midnight partying anyway.
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And sleep arrives, when I...
Find myself passed out on the living room floor, completely exhausted.
Curl up into bed, with the radio playing a light hum and wind blowing.
Have a hard time since my roommates stay up until the buttcrack.
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Ohh, I'm a sly one, those questions seem pretty hard. Please wait attentively, while you find out if you're me...anticipation.
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