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Survey of Joel-Land

Alright, I'm tired of filling out all those crazy e-surveys from everyone, and everyone has one, so here is all the information that you'll ever need to know about me that you might as on an E-survey. There are some criminal things that might not let me become the president of the U.S.A., but that would be funny...

1. Full Name: Joel Lee Schindlbeck

2. Any pets? Human Substitution...no thanks

3. Pets' names? Skippy, Andrew and Mattress

4. Major: Theatre (Theory, Directing, Costume Design)

5. Have you ever cheated on a test? Introduction to Theatre, I never saw Cleveland Raining...whoops.

6. Can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance? Urr…yes?

7. How much time did you spend doing your hair today? Here we go again, 25 - 35 minutes.

8. Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom? Bacteria is the Devil.

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you? 6.8 ( it fluxuates up and down by 2 points.)

10. Why does your best friend/s like you so much? I care about them as equally as myself.

11. Why do you like your best friend/s so much? They keep coming back…respect and support.

12. When was the last time you had a birthday party? Every year on the dot, even if I'm in a perf.

13. What about your personality do you wish were different? My need for justice in everything.

14. Who do you admire? Katherine, my true twin.

15. Favorite TV Show? All of Comedy Central...All!

16. Book? Play - "A Doll's House" Novel = "Madame Bovary"

17. Movie? American Beauty, Dick, Labryinth, Drop Dead Gorgeous, and As Good As It Gets.

18. Color? Khaki Green with a Slate Blue Background (who's a costumer…it's me…it's me)

19. Yogurt? Yumm, as long as it's fresh.

20. What do you want to be when you grow up? A theatre professor

21. Who inspires you? Karen Libman and Jill Hamilton

22. Do you hit on people a lot? Rarely, I'm so bad at it that I gave up long ago

23. Do people hit on you? If they do, I don't realize it, silly me.

24. Do you go clubbing? Yes, but not much anymore

25. Who would you take a bullet for? Most all my friends, yeah, all my friends.

26. What is your motto? "Equality"

27. Favorite quote? "We are theatre majors...not athletes." (I said it, everyone uses it.)

28. Do your parents "understand" you? Hell, yes, they support the hell out of me.!

29. Have you ever been electrically shocked? No, can't wait though…

30. What's the meaning of life? To make it worth it.

31. Have you ever been in love? As I grow older, the less I find that I have been in love.

32. What is your most prized possesion? My knowledge and passion, self-centered..sorry.

33. If the world was going to end would you break the law or be civilized? I don't know.

34. Why? Too inconceivable to me.

35. Favorite Pizza topping? Chicken and Pineapple

36. Favorite Ice cream topping? None

37. Career of Choice? Theatre Professor in History and Theory or Costume Design

38. Favorite Dream? Teaching in a University Theatre.

39. Worst Nightmare? Freddy Krueger…scary all through the 80's

40. Favorite CD? Tori Amos "Little Earthquakes"

41. CD that was the biggest waste of money? Missy Misdemeanor Elliot

42. Sport of choice? Theatre, it's a sport, yeah!!!

43. Philosopher of Choice? Adoplhe Appia and Jean-Paul Sartre

44. What is the root of all evil? Uneducation/Ignorance

45. Biggest fear? No support from people

46. Best trait? Caring

47. Worst trait? Quasi Bi-polarity

48. Are you shy? Only in the preliminaries, then watch out!!

49. Favorite kind of pants? Colored Jeans, like Slate Blue, Khaki or Khaki Green

50. What do you sleep in? (blushing) bikini briefs/Pajama bottoms.

51. Do you think you're funny? When I try, usually.

52. Would you ever consider hiring a hitman or other hired thug to solve a problem? Hell, yes.

53. Oakleys or Jokeleys? Cheapleys!!!

54. Can you remember the names of the Transformers? Maximus Prime, favorite all the rest are schmucks.

55. Who really killed JFK? A young Woody Allen.

56. Are all males REALLY pigs? Most straight ones are, with exceptions.

57. Does the number PI really never end? I believe so.

58. Favorite website: http://www.costume.org

59. Favorite Food: Chinese from China Chef in Standale.

60. Favorite Actor? Bruce Willis and Kevin Spacey (ahhh.)

61. Favorite Actress? Parker Posey and Kirsten Dunst

62. Groups like Backstreet Boys, cool or no talent? Oh they have talent, but it ain't singin…

63. Brittany Spears, cool or no talent? Same as above…

64. Soft drink of choice? Dr. Pepper

65. If you could have any one super power what would it be? Flying

66. If you could be any of your friends who would you be? Katherine

67. Why? We work on the same brain span, I see her succeed and think I could too.

68. Any adults in your life that you look up to? Mom, Dad, Karen, Jill and Dale.

69. If today was the last day of the world...name the one person you would like to spend the day with. Katherine

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