Follow the instructions to Find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names....
Let's begin here:
Use the third letter of your first name, to determine your NEW first name:
Use the second letter of your last name, to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
Use the fourth letter of your last name, to determine the second half
of your NEW last name: