Follow the instructions to Find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.... Let's begin here: Use the third letter of your first name, to determine your NEW first name:




Use the second letter of your last name, to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

Use the fourth letter of your last name, to determine the second half of your NEW last name: