Originally dedicated by someone to my sister, who does funny things w/o realising it
Fun things to do while driving
30 FUN THINGS TO DO WHILE DRIVING
<1>Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
<2>Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
<3>At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
<4>Two words: Chicken suit.
<5>Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
<6>Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
<7>Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
<8>Stop at the green lights.
<9>Go at the red ones.
<10>Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
<11>Eat food that requires silverware.
<12>Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
<13>Sing without having the radio on.
<14>Honk frequently without motivation.
<15>Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and and return an obscene gesture.
<16>Ask people for Grey Poupon.
<17>Let pedestrians know who's boss.
<18>Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
<19>Restart your car at every stop light.
<20>Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
<21>Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
<22>While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
<23>Paint your car with occult symbols.
<24>Keep at least five cats in the car.
<25>Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy parties/dates/etc.
<26>Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
<27>Stop and collect roadkill.
<28>Stop and pray to roadkill.
<29>Throw Spam.
<30>Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them. --
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