Hello....
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, repeatedly."
"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you."
"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6."
"If you are paranoid-delusioaal, we know who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line and until we can trace the call."
"If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press."
"If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one
will answer."
"Thank you for calling."
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