The Geek Quiz
Are You a Geek? Take this simple quiz...
1) If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife".
2) If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
3) If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas.
4) If you stare at an orange juice container 'cuz it says:
CONCENTRATE
5) If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes.
6) If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
7) If your wrist watch has more computing power than a
486DX-50.
8) If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other
than hanging coats and taping ducts.
9) If you window shop at Radio Shack.
10) If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the
latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
11) If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run.
12) If you are convinced you can build a Star Trek PHASER out of
your garage door opener and your camera's flash attachment.
13) If you have no idea where the cover to your PC is.
14) If you own -Official Star Trek- anything.
15) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science
Fair project.
16) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
17) If you have never backed-up your hard drive.
18) If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
19) If you see a good design and still have to change it.
20) If the salespeople at Comp USA can't answer any of your
questions.
21) If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
22) If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind.
23) If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car
tires.
24) If your I.Q. number is greater than your weight.
25) If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your
anniversary.
26) If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery Channel but have seen most of the shows already.
27) If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screw driver to use.
28) If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd
time this week.
29) If people hound you for pocket protectors at Halloween time.
30) If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on
her.
31) If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.
32) If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
33) If you thought the real heroes of -Apollo 13- were the mission
controllers
34) If you think that when people around you yawn, its because
they didn't get enough sleep.
35) If your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.
36) If you know what http:// stands for.
37) If your favorite part of the 6 o clock news is comparing their
latest satellite weather picture with yours.
38) If your lap-top computer is worth more than your car.
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