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How to properly deal with anxiety

Burnout Prevention and Recovery (and what we do instead!)

1.STOP DENYING. Listen to the wisdom of your body. Begin to freely admit the stresses and pressures which have manifested physically, mentally, or emotionally.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Work until the physical pain forces you into unconsciousness. Then go to the health center and have them give you antibiotics so you can get going again.

2.AVOID ISOLATION. Don't do everything alone! Develop or renew intimacies with friends and loved ones. Closeness not only brings new insights, but also is anathema to agitation and depression.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Shut your office door and lock it from the inside so no one will distract you. Lock your room mate out or pick a fight with him/her so you don't have to talk. They're all just trying to hurt your productivity.

3.CHANGE YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES. If your job, your relationship, a situation, or a person is dragging you under, try to alter your circumstance, or if necessary, leave.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: If you feel something is dragging you down, suppress these thoughts. This is a weakness (possibly caused by lack of government moral responsibility or a failing capitalist system). Don't even think about leaving or the administration will mess with all your credits before you transfer. Just drink more coffee.

4.DIMINISH INTENSITY IN YOUR LIFE. Pinpoint those areas or aspects which summon up the most concentrated intensity and work toward alleviating that pressure.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Increase intensity. Maximum intensity = maximum productivity. If you find yourself relaxed and with your mind wandering, you are probably having a detrimental effect on the recovery rate.

5.STOP OVER-NURTURING. If you routinely take on other people's problems and responsibilities, learn to gracefully disengage. Try to get some nurturing for yourself.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Always attempt to do everything. You ARE responsible for it all. Perhaps you haven't thoroughly read your job description. ("Ideas have consequences")

6.LEARN TO SAY "NO". You'll help diminish intensity by speaking up for yourself. This means refusing additional requests or demands on your time or emotions.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Never say no to anything. It shows weakness, and lowers the research volume. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do at midnight (Don't forget,they kick out of the E.A.R at 2 am.)

7.BEGIN TO BACK OFF AND DETACH. Learn to delegate, not only at work, but also at home and with friends. In this case, detachment means rescuing yourself for yourself.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Delegating is a sign of weakness. If you want it done right, do it yourself (see #5).

8.REASSESS YOUR VALUES. Try to sort out the meaningful values from the temporary and fleeting, the essential from the nonessential. You'll conserve energy and time, and begin to feel more centered.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Stop thinking about your own problems.This is selfish. If your values change, we will make an announcement at convocation or a CCA. Until then, if someone calls you and questions your priorities, tell them that you are unable to comment on this and give them the number for Dean Barker. It will be taken care of.

9.LEARN TO PACE YOURSELF. Try to take life in moderation. You only have so much energy available. Ascertain what is wanted and needed in your life, then begin to balance work with love, pleasure, and relaxation.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: A balanced life is a myth perpetuated by liberal schools. Don't be a fool: the only thing that matters is work and productivity.

10.TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY. Don't skip meals, abuse yourself with rigid diets, disregard your need for sleep, or break the doctor appointments. Take care of yourself nutritionally.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: Your body serves your mind, your mind serves the Institute. Push the mind and the body will follow. Sleep only in short naps. Drink Mountain Dew.

11.DIMINISH WORRY AND ANXIETY. Try to keep superstitious worrying to a minimum - it changes nothing. You'll have a better grip on your situation if you spend less time worrying and more time taking care of your real needs.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: If you're not worrying about classes, you must not be very committed to it. We'll find a preppier freshman who is committed and give them all your scholarship money.

12.KEEP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Begin to bring job and happy moments into your life. Very few people suffer burnout when they're having fun.

~HILLSDALE COLLEGE VIEW: So, you think college is funny? We'll discuss this with the dean on Friday, at 7:00 P.M.!

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