Have you been playing Warcraft2 for too long?
- If you suffer from any or all of the symtoms below you may be subject to War2 addiction.
...everytime a plane flys over your yard, you start shooting arrows at
it.
...when arriving late for a class, you announce your presence by
saying, "New troll here."
...in picking out a site for a new building, you kill any animals that
are in your way instead of attemping to move them.
...everytime someone calls your name, you respond with a "What ho?" or
"Yes me lord"
...before going for a swim at the local pool, you scan the water for
sea turtles.
...when you and your friends get into a fight, you try casting
"Bloodlust" on them so you can have the advantage.
...everytime a mist appears you panic thinking that if you stay in it
for too long you'll die.
...when a wall is in your path, you try bashing it in with your fist
instead of just walking around it.
...you can repeat the introduction word for word (with inflection)
...everytime you go horseback riding you have this uncontrollable urge
to hold a large, green-flamed torch, and yell "I'm alive!"
...you stare for hours on end at a piece of roadkill and wonder why it
doesn't decompose and disappear in the space of two minutes.
...an explosion occurs just a few feet away and you just stand there
because you "...haven't been given any orders.."
...everytime you pass a church or cathedral, you keep expecting to
hear people chatting in Latin.
...you join the school's archery club just so you can check and see if
any of the members are Elves.
...upon the frustration of someone else's inability to make a decision
you yell (with a perfect knight accent) "Make up your mind!"
...you get enraged everytime someone compares Warcraft to Command and
Conquer.
...you frequently go to funerals and try to cast "Raise Dead" on the
corpses thinking that you'll have a skeleton to boss around.
...you keep contacting the U.N. and ask them when they plan on
retaking Azeroth from the Horde.
Made by Michael Allan Smith
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Email: alvarez@downeast.net