Hi everyone out in Cyber land, my name is Tenchi.
Or actually It's Kristopher Moore, but ya'll can call me Tenchi.
WEll I was thinking of ways to show you how I really am and I
decided on something. What better way to show you who I am then
with the lowest form of E-mail,
the internet survey.
So here it is, or whatever....
***Name: Kristopher Craig
Moore. I do liked to be called "The Magnificent
Arbuckle" though
***Who Were You named after?: My Dad's drunken binge
***Screen Name(s):Monkey Spit Boy, Tenchi, Sunpist
***Hometown: Harrison Twp., Mi.
***Nationality: Um, this IS the USA right? damn...
***Location: My ass in this chair
ABOUT YOURSELF....
***Height:You wanna start something?
***Hair Color: Brown/Black
***Eye Color: White... oh you mean the other part, that's brown
***Shoe Size: Why do you care? Gunna buy me some shoes?
***Birthday: Yeah, I had one of those
***What does everyone always have to say about you? That he's
um... unique?
WHO IS YOUR....
***Best friends: If I forget someone then they'll be mad, so no
one....I am a loner
***Worse Enemy: James Micheal Roberts
***Favorite On-line Guy: Mike (Vortex 29)
***Favorite On-line Girl: Tie: PeachyStarGirl/Jamie ((who I can
actually meet offline seeing as how she lives like near me and is
friends with my friend offline)) Red Dragon/Jen and
Willow/Racheal
***Any Sisters: Nope, no nuns here
***Any Brothers: Yup, Kyle aka Cartman Big Fat Whale ((kids these
days))
***Any Pets: Two dogs, and one human baby
YOUR...
***Personality: Someone stole it and I haven't found it so, if ya
know any clues, that'd be great!!
***Parents: ::sigh:: yes they're still alive...
***Friends: See above
WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE????
***Color: Black, dark red, purple
***Teachers: The people who teach me are a mixture of ignorent
people who teach me things by life experince (( James Roberts))
and intellegent people who touch me and shape me into my own for
***Piece of clothing in your room: Hmmmmm..... underwear?
***Drink:Mountain Dew, Sprite, Faygo
***Animal: Monkeys, Llamas and Humans
***Commercial:I turn away from the corporate images they display
in between episodes of Sanford and Son...they are the devil
***Day of The Week: Friday
***Holiday: Halloween...
***Song: I have far too many to list
***Actors:Life is all one big act...the world is it's stage
***Actress:.... see above
***Movie:Too many to name in on sitting
***Food: Human flesh/marshmellows
***Sport: Calvinball
***Clothing Store: I make my clothing from black magic
***Show: ::sigh:: I miss tv...
***Place to Go: Insane
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WHEN YOU SEE THE WORD....
***The Opposite Sex: Isn't that a movie with Christina Ricci?
***Money: Want some
***Tight Pants On The Opposite Sex:Why not the same sex?
***"Nerds":The devil
***Friends: the devil show with Jennifer Aniston
***Blondes: Jamie, Mary, James, Justin and Barbie
***Brunettes: Who me?
WHAT IS THE FIRST
WORD THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU SEE THE WORD....
***Purple: cd rom
***Blue: lousiana
***Red: hole
***Green: Tight pants
***Orange: cucumber
***Yellow: Oscar the Grouch
***Teal: Beanie Babies
***Maroon: Aliens
***Pink: Teeth
***Vanilla: Printer ink cartradge
***Chocolate: sweet potato.
***Tree: Sonny and Cher
HAVE YOU EVER....
***Had Sex: does mind rape count?
***Smoked: fuck no, I ain't reatarded
***Gotten Drunk: just a lil tipsy
***Shoplifted: gosh you make it sound like a crime
***Ran From The Cops: Yes, and the funny thing is there were no
cops there...
***Lied To The Cops: Yes, I lie to the tv show Cops all the time
***Cursed In Front Of Your Parent(s): to my parents actually
***Cursed In Front Of Your Teacher(s): hell fuck damn ass yeah!!
***Flunked A Grade: God no
***Skipped a Grade: God no
***Murdered Someone: Yes, as if someone is going to say yes to
this little question on a net survey. Get your head out your
ass!!!
***Tried To Commit Suicide: I succeded then the Holy Spirit
resurected me!!
***Been Skinny Dipping: Yeah, Nekky is Free!!
***Had Your Heart Broken: ALways
***Cheated on Your B/F or G/F: Nope-a-doodle
***Dated someone to make another jealous?: No...
***Felt Like everyone was mad at you?: who hasn't gotten this
feeling sides Al Gore?
***Lost A Friend to Death?: nope
YES OR NO....
***Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? Yes.It's called
Hormones. Or Movie Cliche
***Do You Eat Chicken Fingers With a Fork?: ARE YOU FUCKING
SICK??!! thats it...get out...you disturb me...
***Do You Type With Your Fingers On The Home Row Keys?: why in
god's name would somone do that?
***Do You Sleep With A Stuffed Animal?: yes, and my animal used
to be alive, then I killed him and stuffed him
***Do You Like The Person That Sent This To You?: Hmm....lemme
think..... I guess Sherrie is kewl ::smiles::
ABOUT THE OPPOSITE
SEX....
***Thing(s) you hate about them? There eyes...always looking out
of their damn eyes
***Does it matter if they have money or not?: well as long as
they got a roof on their box
***Hair: hopefully
WHO....
***Makes you laugh? The pitiful humans
***Who has made you cry?: The pitiful humans
***Has opened your eyes to things that you never bothered looking
at?
The pitiful humans
***From AOL have you found that you had the most in common with?
The pitiful humans
WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU....
***Told someone you loved them? I love no one
***Took a shower? 'hmm, couple hours ago
***Went out of state?: over the summer
***Laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe:If I couldn't
breathe, would I be here, alive?
***Talked to your best friend(s)?: Every day
***You got dressed: Nekky
is Free!!
***IF so what are you wearing?: see above
WHO WAS....
***Your Kindergarten teacher? Some bitch that was all red...I ate
her
***Your first friend? My pretend friend who died of diarehhia
((I'm not making this one up))
***Present when you were born?: I was like a fetus then, how the
hell would I know. Probably like Bill Cosby.
***The last person today to make you smile?: The pitiful humans
Alienus
Questions...
***DO YOU LIKE PEPSI OR COKE BETTER: Pepsi.
***YOU LIKE PENS OR PENCILS BETTER: Depends what i'm using it
for.
***FAV PHRASE OR WORD: Why is this all in caps lock? Is this like
important? Annoying ass people who make it all caps lock...
***PHRASE YOU SAY A LOT: ummm....
***What is your favorite thing to do to get people mad?: Kill
their dog
