Due to an unfortunate argument with a rock at Pyro and Spitz's hash at White Ranch Park,
Birdman suffered a large ding to the shin, which
the Hash Quack offered to sew up. Obviously, Birdman had consumed too many beers, since
he accepted StitchBitch's offer.
This won't hurt a bit...
Stitch assures us that this is the only anaesthetic he ever uses when doing liver transplants on hashers