I met Cheshire on an Aerosmith mailing list quite sometime ago. He came up with some great parodies of aerosmith songs and I wabted to put them out for everyone to get a chance to check these out! From what I understand his parody of Don't get Mad Get Even was sent to Brad Whitford.
Unfortunately, I have lost contact with him.. "Hey Chesh, if you visit this site email me, please!"
| Back in the Saddle - Back in Seattle | Don't get mad - Get Even - Don't Get Brad...Get Steven | Jailbait - Tailgate |
| I'm baaaaaaaaack! I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaaaaaaack! I'm back in Seattle again! LA scene has broken down, Greenwich Village's a shame Boston used to be so cool, but now it's all the same Culture's taken a swing, it's all Nirvana's fault When MTV buzzes things, the trendys somersault I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaaaaaaack! I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaaaaaaack! Flannels, grimy hair, goateees - the holy sacraments Disgruntled poet wannabes considered heaven-sent Buying cheap guitars and amps, play any chords... Soon they're Loder's buzz-clip champs, where's the awards? Angst and raging are cool???? Why emulate this grime? Enter any high school, and suddenly... I'm baaaaaaaaack! I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaaaaaaack! I'm back in Seattle again! They're slamming - think they're being tough guys They're jamming - bitch and moan with squint-eyes They're dancing - bouncin' 'round like morons I'm laughin'! This stupid trend it roars on! I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaaaaaaack! I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaaaaaaack! It's alive! Can't survive! What is this?! Sure ain't KISS!! |
Well metal rags,
their photos got me bouncin' off the walls! It's as if the other people in the band ain't there at all! Now Circus gets me crazy, Hit Parader is a joke, And we always see the same two guys. Come on, I'm goin' broke! They just don't often seem to care about the other dudes. Hey there... Don't get Brad...Get Steveeeeeeen! Hey there... Don't get Brad...Get Steven (3x) Seems the singer and the lead guitar, they have priority... But we sometimes get real tired of seein' Tyler and Perry... Baby, Tom has Sweet Emotion, Joey's got Pandora's Box Then there's Jimmy Crespo's Joanie, all of Supa's stuff it rocks! Well I wanna know 'bout Whitford, cuz he's such the quiet one...but they Don't get Brad...Get Steveeeeeeeen Don't get Brad...Get Steven (3x) He gave us Voodoo Med Man, always has a real cool sound! Now let's not forget Last Child, Noone's Fault, and Round An' Round! Their music just ain't Blind Man, Angel, Crazy, What It Takes! When they interview and photo shoot, well I say raise the stakes! Yeah! Permanent Vacation is another of his works. And he helped out with The Movie, always makes me go berserk... When all I see are scarves, lips, and that mop of curly hair Hey, I know 'bout Steve and Joe, man, but three other guys are there! I wanna see 'em all! Put their pictures on the page! But no... Don't get Brad...Get Steveeeeeen Don't get Brad...Get Steven (3x) Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah! Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah! Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah. Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaah! |
Lady? Lady? Why ya drivin' so parade-y? Lady? Lady?1 Lady, lady, lady, get it outta minus eighty! Let's GOOOOOOOOOOO!! (insert racing engines and beeping horns) Started movin' out and I was makin' good time Now I'm barely creepin'. Had to stop on a dime Big old rag-top Chevy or a dumb little Saab Makes me get to thinkin' - do ya sleep on the job?!?!? GYAAAAAAAH!!! Where did you learn How to drive The limit's over 35! Oh, taaaaail-gate! If you're not sure Where you're goin' Move yer ass! Keep traffic flowin'. Taaaail-gate! Don'tcha know You hold me back Don't root in your bag for a snack. Oh, taaaail-gate! Put your makeup On at home! Forget your hair - GET OFF THE PHONE! Oh, taaaail-gate!!! (Move it out!!) Ooooh...T-T-T-Tailgate! (3x) Why should we be In this mess Cause you forgot the right address? Oh, taaaail-gate!! Don'tcha hear these horn |
| Chiquita - Velveeta | Fever - Beaver | Falling in love - Callin' It Up (Is Hard On The Fees) |
| Ooooh - ya want
da macaroni chee-sy? Ooooh - the simple choice to make, it ea-sy! Oh, Velveeta!! So good! Velveetaaaaah!! Theeee - the other ones they got-a pow-der. Weeee - we got da sauce, thick like a chow-der! Oh, Velveeta!! So good! Velveetaaaaah!! Iiiiiiit - got-a smooth, rich, creamy fla-vor! Eeeea - siest to make, don't take no la-bor! Oh, Velveeta!! Ah, Lord! Velveetaaaaah!! Go! Go! Go - and get some for this evening's din-ner!! Oh! Oh! Oh - it taste so good, feel like a sin-neeeeer!!! Oh, Velveeta!! Ah, Lord! Velveetaaaaaah!! |
He had a hit
TV-show...old-a style in-a black & white! Now ya see it in-a Spanish if you turn the tube on late at night! Ya see the Bea-ver! Bea-ver! Beav-er! The Bea-veeeeer! The Beaver and his fam'ly - know 'em all too well! The names of all the actors to you I can tell! It's comin' on....hey, gee that's swell! All right!! Now Wally's home, but I wonder where's the Beav?? Well, gee - I don't know, Mom, but then it's not hard to conceive.... That the Bea-ver! Bea-ver! Bea-ver! Bea-veeeeer! The Beaver is in dutch yet again to-day... He never thinks the consequence will come-a his way! Just talk to him - it'll be okay. All riiiiiight!! He can't run away from trouble... How-ever hard he try! He prob'ly had a test, couldn't do his best, and a-used a cheatin' eye. Golly myyyyyy!!! (interlude 1) By now ya'd think he'd have learned That to tell the truth Is much smarter than to Always sit in the dunking booth. Oh, yes!! Because it never works, and he's always in a mess!! Oh where's the Bea-ver? Bea-ver! Bea-ver! Bea-veeeer! I'll bet he's hiding from us in some real close place. He thinks he has to lie to us and cover his face When all he needs - is June's and Ward's embrace tonight! And then there's Eddie Haskell! Him we just can't for-get about! Prob'ly started this - stuck some dumb idea In his mind that won't come out. Well, why don't we just go see him. I betcha he knows - where he's gooooone!! (interlude 2) We want the Bea-ver! (You get him right a-way!) Bea-ver! (Please, he's been gone all day!) Bea-ver! (It's almost suppertime!) Bea-ver! (Don't you give us your lines!) Beaver, whyn't he just come tell 'em what he done? He'll know that they still love 'im, and he's still their son! He has to learn what he did was wrong. Hey, after all, the show's just half an hour long! Well, I can't watch no more TV Lite... Jesus, why ya think they started col'rin' black & white?!? I'm outta here, Leavin' Beaver there... Thas' right!!! |
(You're so
broke! You're so broke! You're so...) 2x You sign up with Prodigy or AOL Ya think that you'll be good, but then you're caught in the spell Just can't seem to learn that money don't grow on trees... Callin' it up is so hard on the fees!! (You're so broke! You're so broke! You're so...) 2x There's no replyin' to just one mail in a sitting... Then, God forbid, you start to surf the Net! Ya may be stylin', Man, but soon you'll be admitting... You'd all but sell your soul to lose your debt... YEAH!! Ya suddenly can't afford takeout Chinese... Then checks start to bounce, and your charge accounts freeze... You think you're in shape, but your bankbook decrees... That callin' it up is so hard on the fees! (YSB YSB YS...) Don't read them newsgroups if ya just ain't got the time, man... You'll start to postin' like you're jacked on coke! Next thing you're on the pavement askin', "Spare a dime, man?"... I need some log on time - not smack or smoke!! WELL...! You can't turn it off. Man, it's worse than TV! You say "Just one hour!", but you're a slave to the keys... ...and suddenly Cheshire's got new parodies!! (...=)...) Yeah, callin' it up is so hard on the fees! Can't even call your mom! Cause she's not with "dot-com"! Then you're not welcome in the house! Instead of ATT... You're into FTP... Can't read your mail without a mouse... Go quit! Go quit! GO QUIT!!! (solo) (YSB! YSB! YS...) 2x Don't get yerself caught up in nowhere, nonsense chattin'... You know you can't foot the bill - get off the phone!! You'll move to Brooklyn 'cause ya can't afford Manhattan... And you'll get to pawning everything that you own!! Ya suddenly can't afford takeout Chinese... Then checks start to bounce, and your charge accounts freeze... You think you're in shape, but your bankbook decrees... That callin' it up is so hard on the fees... Ya can't turn it off. Man, it's worse than TV! You say "Just one hour!". Yeah, but you're a slave to the keys! ...and suddenly Cheshire's got new parodies!! |
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