(Pay no attention to the corporate whore advertisements up here. I don't know how they got here or how to take them off but they piss me off because they slow down my whole friggen page! DON'T CLICK ON ANY OF THEM!!!)


Antboy's Craptacular Page

AntBoy's Craptacular Page

This is my new page! Alot of work has gone into it so far, so if you have the time check the whole thing out! Right now it just has my tattoos, pics, artwork and some other miscelaneous crap on it but im gonna add alot more in the future, so keep checking back! It's always under construction! Hey since you're already here why don't you SIGN MY DAMN GUESTBOOK??? Or I'm gonna find out where you live and come to your house late at night and kill you! (sinister voice) hehe. j/k......or am I??


My Theory is that the "mc" in E=mc˛ really stands for Macaroni and Cheese!! Think about it.

Matt's Crazy Artwork

Songs and Stuff I've Written

Matt's Tatts
(At last, My tattoo page is finally here!!)

     Pics and a Sound Clip     

A Tribute to The Mattmobile



The Best Movies Ever Made.
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  • Fight Club
  • Revenge of the Nerds (part 1 and 2, the rest sucked)
  • KIDS
  • Half Baked
  • Scarface
  • Resevoir Dogs
  • Better Off Dead
  • Falling Down
  • National Lampoons Vacation
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  • Army of Darkness (and the Evil Dead movies)
  • the Toxic Avenger trilogy
  • Class of Nuke'em High parts 2 and 3
  • Anything made by Troma!!
  • All of the Ernest movies (Ernest goes to Africa, and Ernest Goes to School are my favorites, although they all rule. especially Ernest Goes to Camp, the original)
  • Clerks/Mallrats
  • American History X
  • The South Park movie
  • Goonies
  • 12 Monkeys
  • Howard the Duck
  • All of Chris Farley's Movies! (R.I.P.)
  • Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town
  • All horror and low-budget movies

    • These are all good movies made to sit back and drink a tall cold one to and enjoy! The movies of the 80's kicked ass! The movies of today are all filled with computer animation and big budget special effects, which are cool in their own way, but older movies and low-budget movies seem to have something more real. I would rather see a real explosion than a computer generated one anyday! Plus there's a lot of nudity, blood, guts, lesbians, decapitations and naked boobs in low budget-movies which is a definite plus in my book!

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    Some Kick Ass Links

    Thanks for wasting your time looking at my stupid page! and always remember to "Eat your Macaroni and Cheese or you're gonna go to hell!!!"



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    (I accidently reset all of my damn counters on 12/22/99!)

    Email: antboy33@yahoo.com