1.Thou shalt have much clown luv.

2.Thou shalt not kill thy fellow juggalo or ninja.

3.Thou shalt commit adultry to thy richie's wife.

4.Thou shalt steal thy governers car.

5.Thou shalt drink Faygo to excess.

6.Thou shalt buy ICP wicked releases.

7.Thou shalt not practice bigotism.

8.Thou shalt help thy ghetto bretheren.

9.Thou shalt not be tricked by false religion.

10.Thou shalt be down with the clown 4 life!