Stuffin' Martha's Muffin - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

E - 022100
A - x02220
D - xx0232

Yeah man I know y'all be checking out on MTV there, and you see Mojo Nixon and 
Skid Roper on MTV?  Noooooo!  So I said "Man I gotta do something about this."  So 
I called 'em  up man I called up MTV in New York and I said, "Uh, yo, this is Mojo Nixon, 
can I speak to Martha Quinn?"  They said "Martha Quinn? Yeah, here she is!" 
"H-h-hell-hello Mojo, th-th-this is Martha Quinn, what can I do for you?"  I said 
"Martha, Martha baby, how'm I gonna get on MTV?"  She said "Mojo, you're too nasty, 
you're too, you're always talking about masturbation, and fornication, you're never gonna 
get on MTV that way, Mojo."  I said "oh Martha," I said "Martha Quinn, mmm I wanna be 
doing some sin with ya Martha Quinn.  I wanna be gettin' in Martha Quinn!" I said 
"I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!"

(Gibberish)

E        D        A        D    (x2)

Play that progression over the verses.

In 1986 okay, all across the USA
In 1986 oh no, I got to rock I got to roll, hit me

Then play this, and end on E:
E|--------------------------------------------------
B|--9----9----9--9--9h10--9----9--9--9--9--9h10--9--
G|--9----9----9--9--9-----9----9--9--9--9--9-----9--
D|--9----9----9--9--9h11--9----9--9--9--9--9h11--9--
A|--------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------

(no guitar)
Alright brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution, what we're gonna do right here is a 
little singing, a little call and response, a little sing along, a little I say it then you 
say it, a little repeat after me, here we go:

MTV (MTV)
Get away from me (get away from me)
I don't want to see (I don't want to see)
No MTV (no MTV)
I said Music Television (Music Television)
Should be covered in jism (should be covered in jism)
I said Music Television (Music Television)
Should be covered in jism (should be covered in jism)

Play E once and stop

(Gibberish)

(Play E-D-A-D progression)
Oh Martha baby, I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin, how how, alright Skid

End on E