Polyester Bride - Liz Phair

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

I didn't put in any of the lead parts....you don't really need them.

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I was talking not two days ago
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To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know
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And I asked Henry my barteding friend
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If I should bother dating unfamous men, and Henry said

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You're lucky to even know me
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You're lucky to be alive
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You're lucky to be drinking here for free
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Cause I'm a sucker for those lucky pretty eyes, and then he said

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Do you want to be a polyester bride
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Do you want to hang your head and die
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Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale
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Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here

And I was sitting not two days ago
Feeling lonely cause I'm just feeling low
And I asked Henry my bartending friend
Why it is that there are those kind of men, and Henry said

Chorus

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            Princess do you 
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Really want to flap your wings and fly

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Cause you, you've got time, he keeps telling me
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You've got time, but I don't even
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You've got time, I keep pushing further
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I keep pushing further away
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He keeps telling me, baby, he says baby, yeah

Chorus (x2)