The Happy Happy Birthday Song - The Arrogant Worms

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

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Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates 
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The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun 
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And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound 
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And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song 

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Happy birthday, now you're one year older
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Happy birthday, your life still isn't over
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Happy birthday, you did not accomplish much 
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But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough 

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So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself 
The chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year 
Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps 
And hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer 

Happy birthday, what have you done that matters
Happy birthday, you're starting to get fatter 
Happy birthday, it's downhill from now on 
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone 

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If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney 
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice 
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get 
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might 

Happy birthday, you wish you had more money 
Happy birthday, your life's so sad it's funny 
Happy birthday, how much more can you take
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake 

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Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, dear...

"Ralph"
"Bill"
"Ralph Kramden"
"Stanley"
"Flipper"
"Skippy the Bush Kangaroo"
"Frank"
"Dickie Bob"

(etc, segue into Dangerous)