A malicious female has been parading the town, injecting the residents with her potentially poisonous substances, namely lactose, caseine, and lactalbumin. She will stop at nothing to carry out her evil plan.
When last seen, she UDDERed the words, "I
will never give up -- no WHEY! CHEESE! You guys are
such a pain in the RUMP-roast! You'd better LOIN that I'm much smarter than you look, BEEFore I get you!"
Can she be stopped?
Front View ~ Side view
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Disclaimer: This is only a spoof on
an old West wanted poster/milk ad --
it's a flyer for the website Food Allergy
Survivors Together: foodallergy.what.cc. No cows were harmed in the making of this wanted poster.