Mood:  down

If you think for one second you DESERVE any attention from me, You are wrong! You must EARN everything that you are asking for. 

DO NOT WASTE MY FUCKING TIME, YOU IMPOTENT WORTHLESS PIG!! 

 Step One: 

Email Your Virgin Goddess a REAL picture of yourself with the following on your chest -in RED lipstick- "I, full name, Belong to my Virgin Goddess!"

Step Two: 

Before you get a response from Your Virgin Goddess, You MUST prove how worthy you could be, by doing one or more of the items listed below! Your job is to make your virgin goddess happy & satirsified! Do NOT Disappoint me!  After you have proven to me that you are worthy I will personally email you with a personalized photograph. 

 The ONLY ways you can begin to be worthy of my attention :

• Tributes
• Presents
• Donations
• Gifts And ANYTHING else I ask you for!