• A Little About Me

On this planet I go by the name Tyler Beard. My Earthly father believes that he is the Supreme Commander of the World. This is ridiculous as every human knows that the Earth is ruled by a consortium of beings from every corner of the galaxy. Not exactly a democracy, as long as the humans think it is, it works. When I came to this pathetic mud ball, I lived among the Neanderthals as a supreme being. As the intelligence of these puny creatures began to grow, I slowly exerted my influence to bring about the industrial revolution. Occasionally I come across my otherworldly brethren. A few years back, one of my kind decided to take over. Adolf was summarily beaten and removed from power. At this point in my life, I am trying to decide if I want to become famous like my good friend Elvis. Unfortunately once the fame becomes to great I would have to go into hiding also. A few hundred years of keeping a low profile can really be boring. Especially on this backwater hole. I once even thought about selling my life story to a Hollywood producer and seeing what happened. Too bad my "good friend" Spielberg stole my idea. What kind of name is Star Wars any way. At least he could have got it closer to the truth like Doug Adams. I don't care for hitchhiking, but however you need to get around, just do it. Maybe I will become an astronaut. Think of the irony; an intergalactic traveler of my caliber helping the technologically retarded of this planet try and develop space travel. If only they knew that with one call, I could give them the resources to explore, colonate and eventually deplete millions of Earth type planets. Maybe I am saving them from themselves. Or maybe I am saving the rest of the galaxy from this group of savages. Then again, it might liven things up a bit. I guess I'll think on it a little more.........