Welcome to my world...captaincaleb.com is a website that was created by the need to fuck with a guy named "Jacko" who dwells in the bowels of Cape Cod's Craigslist Rants & Raves section. Jacko is a devout pickle-smoocher who has been harassing me for well over a year on that forum, and I decided that this was the best way to fuck with his head!
