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This site is intended to express opinions, but it's also offered as entertainment value. If your offended... tough shit. We have freedom of speech here in America. Regardless, I will note that, despite the possibility of a joke directed toward any particular person, I will say that no one involved in this project has any prejudice toward anyone of any race, gender, sexuality, or anything else you could sue me for. One of my best friends my senior year was black (LEE!!), my manager is a lesbian (HI DANIELLE!), and women are hot (Hello ladies...). So yea. Take that. In short, America needs to spend less time offended, and more time enjoying their-goddamned-selves.
~Chris