TEMPORARILY STONED
BY: RITA CALLAHAN
Cast as I see them playing in my mind as I write these stories.
James Franco - Carl
Seth Rogen - Mark
Jay Baruchel - Bryan
Rita Callahan - Rita
Other cast members.
ONE DAY RITA AND A FEW OF HER FRIENDS WERE SITTING AROUND IN HER LIVING ROOM . JUST HANGING OUT AND HAVING FUN, LAUGHING AND JOKING AROUND. THEN CARL LIT UP A JOINT TOOK A SMOKE AND PASSED IT AROUND TO THE OTHER PEOPLE. WHEN IT GOT TO RITA, WITH HER BEING A PERSON WHO DOESN'T DRINK, SMOKE OR DO DRUGS, SHE TRIED TO PASS ON IT. BUT, CARL SAID, IT WON'T HURT YOU, IT WILL MAKE YOU RELAX. TRY IT HE URGED HER. RITA FINALLY CAVED IN AND TOOK A DRAG OFF OF IT AND STARTED COUGHING. SHE HANDED IT BACK TO CARL WHO TOOK ANOTHER HIT AND PASSED IT AROUND AGAIN. WHEN IT GOT TO RITA, THIS TIME SHE PASSED ON IT AS SHE WAS ALREADY STONED. CARL AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT HER. IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE SHE EVER MADE.
RITA STARTED ACTING SO GOOFY AND STARTED DANCING AND SINGING. SHE STARTED GIVING CARL A LAP DANCE AND SHE TOOK HER SHIRT OFF AND THREW IT AT BRYAN. AND CONTINUED TO DANCE FOR CARL. HE WAS LOVING IT. SHE STARTED RUBBING HIS CHEST AREA AND SHE RIPPED HIS SHIRT OFF AND STARTED LICKING HIS CHEST AND NIPPLES. MARK STARTED HANDED OUT PILLS AND HE HANDED ONE TO RITA TELLING HER IT WAS ESTACY. BUT, SHE THOUGHT HE SAID, IT WOULD PUT HER IN ESTACY, MEANING GIVE HER GREAT POWERFUL ORGASMS. SO SHE TOOK IT.
A LITTLE WHILE LATER RITA WAS ACTING MORE CRAZIER THAN BEFORE. SHE WAS DANCING ON THE COFFEE TABLE AND IT BROKE SENT HER CRASHING TO THE FLOOR. EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT HER. RITA GOT UP AND STRIPPED TO HER UNDERWEAR AND SHE RAN OUT THE FRONT DOOR AND INTO HER YARD DANCING AND SINGING. IT CAUSED A 4 CAR PILE UP BECAUSE THE DRIVERS WERE DISTRACTED BY RITA DANCING AND HER BOOBIES WERE FLOPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE. SHE THEN STARTED DANCING WITH THE MAIL BOX AND TRYING TO HUMP IT. SHE WAS ON TOP OF THE MAIL BOX AND TRYING TO RIDE IT LIKE A BULL, SHE FELL OFF. CARL RAN OUT TO THE MAIL BOX TO GET RITA INSIDE. MAKE LOVE TO ME CARL, RITA SAID, TRYING TO GRAB CARL BY HIS DICK. NOT OUT HERE IN THE OPEN. MARK CAME OUT WITH A BLANKET AND HELPED CARL GET RITA IN THE HOUSE AND HER CLOTHES BACK ON HER.
SHE LATER WENT OUT THE BACK DOOR AND JUMPED IN THE POOL. BUT, SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM AND BRYAN KNEW THAT. SO HE HAD TO JUMP IN AFTER HER. CARL AND BRYAN TOOK RITA TO HER ROOM AND TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND DRIED HER OFF AND PUT HER IN BED TO SLEEP IT OFF.
RITA WAS ABLE TO PULL BOTH CARL AND BRYAN ON TOP OF HER. SHE SAID, I NEED SOME DICK BAD, IT HAS BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE I'VE HAD A GOOD ORGASM. BRYAN WAS ABLE TO GET FREE AND HE LEFT THE ROOM, LEAVING CARL BEHIND TO HANDLE HORNY RITA. RITA, SAID I NEED A NICE BIG DICK LIKE YOURS CARL PLEASE. CARL HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO RITA BUT, HE WAS AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO GOOD FOR HIM AND HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE SAID TO HIM. CARL DID WANT TO PLEASE HER AND HE WAS REALLY TURNED ON BY HER. HE STARTED KISSING HER AND STARTED MAKING LOVE TO HER. SHE STARTED SCREAMING. OMG YES OH! YES. HARDER BABY, FASTER BABY. OH OH OH OH OMG. SHE ENDED UP ORGASMING 4 TIMES. CARLS CROTCH WAS COVERED IN SLIME FROM HER ORGASMS. HE WAS IN SHOCK OF HOW MUCH THERE WAS. IT WAS ON THE BED AND ON HIS LEGS. IT LOOKED LIKE HE HAD BEEN SLIMED BY SLIMER. HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN YEARS SINCE SHE HAD ORGASMED. HE TOOK A SHOWER AND WENT BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM WHERE EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING AND CHEERING FOR HIM. BRYAN HAD HANDED HIM AN ICE PACK AND A BOTTLE OF LOTION. I FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE ON FIRE AND SORE AND RAW BY THE SOUNDS OF EVERYTHING. I DON'T NEED FUCKING LOTION MAN, I WAS SLIMED BY FUCKING SLIMER. BRYAN AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING. RITA WAS SO TIRED, THAT SHE PASSED OUT FOR A FEW HOURS, SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE COPS HAD BEEN THERE LOOKING TO TALK TO HER.
SHE LATER WOKE UP AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM, BUT HAD TROUBLE WALKING AND SHE WAS WONDERING WHY HER PUSSY WAS SO DAMN SORE AND WHY SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WALKING AND WHY SHE WAS NAKED. SHE TOOK A SHOWER AND GOT DRESSED AND WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHERE CARL WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH AND THE OTHERS HAD LEFT.
SOON THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR, RITA ANSWERED IT. IT WAS THE POLICE WANTING TO ASK RITA QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NIGHT BEFORE. SHE INVITED THEM IN. WE HAD REPORTS THAT YOU WERE DANCING NAKED IN THE YARD LAST NIGHT AND CAUSED A 4 CAR PILE UP. I DON'T REMEMBER OFFICER. WE WERE HAVING A PARTY LAST NIGHT, AND I DON'T NORMALLY DRINK BUT I MAY HAVE DRANKED TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT. I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO BREAK THE LAW. I HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN IN ANY KIND OF TROUBLE. CARL, SPOKE UP AND SAID THAT HE THINKS A FRIEND SLIPPED SOMETHING IN MY DRINK AND THAT MADE ME ACT FUNNY AND THAT I WAS NOT NAKED. I HAD ON MY UNDER CLOTHES. THE COPS SAW THAT SHE HAD NO PRIORS AND SHE LOOKED LIKE A NICE INNOCENT YOUNG LADY, THEY DESIDED NOT TO PRESS CHARGES.
RITA TOLD, CARL TO NEVER ALLOW ANYONE TO GIVE HER ANY PILLS OR POT EVER AGAIN. I DON'T LIKE IT AND WHAT IT DID TO ME. DID WE HAVE SEX OR ANYTHING? IF SO I AM SO SORRY I MADE YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME. I KNOW I AM NOT YOUR TYPE, THAT YOU PREFER BEAUTIFUL SKINNY GIRLS. CARL TOOK HER IN HIS ARMS AND SAID, ACTUALLY RITA, I LOVE YOU AND WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU FOR A LONG TIME, BUT WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU. I FELT THAT YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR ME, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING WITH BRYAN, UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE WAS DATING A GIRL NAMED KAREN.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU ALWAYS. YOU ARE MUCH DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHER WOMEN I HAVE DATED. YOU ARE SO SWEET, LOVEABLE, DEPENDABLE, HELPFUL, AND FUN. CARL LOOKS AT RITA AND SMILED. HE KISSED HER AND HELD HER CLOSE. RITA WHISPERED, CARL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WAS AFRAID TO TELL YOU BECAUSE, I DIDN'T WANT TO SCARE YOU AWAY. AFRAID YOU MIGHT HAVE LAUGHED AT ME. I DON'T FEEL BEAUTIFUL. I SEE MYSELF AS BEING A FAT AND UGLY NOBODY. CARL RAISED HER HEAD UP AND TOLD HER TO STOP BEING NEGATIVE ABOUT HERSELF. THAT SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL TALENTED YOUNG LADY. YOU ARE SPECIAL AND WEIGHT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU TRUELY LOVE SOMEONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. MOVIE ENDS WITH CARL AND RITA STANDING IN THE LIVING ROOM KISSING AND HOLDING EACH OTHER TIGHT.