CRAWLING IN MY UA, MY UA IS REAL. MY UA HELPS ME SING AND MY UA MAKES ME HATE SJWS. SO LETS JUST START A RANT FOR NO APPARANT REASON. I DONT KNOW WHY IM MAKING THIS PARAGRAPH BUT I DONT CARE. I HATE SJWS I HATE SJWS THEY CAN SUCK HIGH SQUIDWARDS TENTACLES.
I AM IN FACT VERY PATRIOTIC, IVE BEEN CRITICIZED FOR NOT BEING SO BUT I TELL YOU I AM. I CAN REMEMBER I WAS SINCE I WAS A FETUS. I DONT KNOW IF YOU BELIEVE ME I ACTUALLY AM. I AM IN FACT THE MOST PATRIOTIC AMERICAN BECAUSE I SAID SO. I LIKE MY UA IN MY UA SO I CAN UA ALL OVER THE FLOOR. DONT BELIEVE THAT IM PATRIOTIC? THEN HERES SOME PROOF:
ME BEING PATRIOTIC
