• Ready for Move-In March 15th
• Close to Pfizer and GE
• Adjacent to Public Transportation
• 3 Bedrooms
• 1 and 1/2 Baths
• Enclosed Deck
• Crazed Gangs of Neighborhood Girls

If interested, email Chris at Chris@fakemail.com
Please include:

• Full name and phone number
• The best time to reach you
• 3 References (including one previous landlord or employer)
• Some crack-cocaine

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