On the First Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: one upset stomach.
On the Second Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Third Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Fourth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Fifth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Sixth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Seventh Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: seven nervous giggles, six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Eighth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: eight weeping fits, seven nervous giggles, six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Ninth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: nine itchy rashes, eight weeping fits, seven nervous giggles, six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Tenth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: ten fretful nightmares, nine itchy rashes, eight weeping fits, seven nervous giggles, six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
On the Eleventh Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: eleven wandering daydreams, ten fretful nightmares, nine itchy rashes, eight weeping fits, seven nervous giggles, six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
And on the Twelfth Day of Waiting, the Good Lord gave to me: twelve security checkpoints, eleven wandering daydreams, ten fretful nightmares, nine itchy rashes, eight weeping fits, seven nervous giggles, six sad sniffles, five long frowns, four loud sighs, three migraines, two teary eyes, and one upset stomach.
