Hey there Jadzia
On Deep Space 9 or Terok Nor
By the Gamma Quadrant wormhole
A space station over Bajor
It’s harsh but still
Each time I spot that spotted Trill
I get a thrill

Hey there Jadzia
Can I ask for your opinion?
Aren’t you frightened fighting Jem’Hadar
Who work for the Dominion?
No I guess not
As Curzon with Klingons you fought
Who would have thought?

She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
A symbiont cutie.

Hey there Jadzia
You’re so pretty and so yummy
Smart and sassy science officer
With a slug inside your tummy
Uniform of blue
Don’t look a day over 102
You know it’s true.

Hey there Jadzia
Let me ask just what would bring on
Your romance and then your marriage
To Commander Worf the Klingon?
Was it to plan?
That you would die and reappear again
As Ezri Tigan

She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.

Torias, Emony, Tobin
Lela, Audrid, and Joran
As Curzon you knew Ben as an old man.
An in Rejoined you got it on
With your ex-wife Lenara Kahn
And gave a little service for the fans.
Jadzia I can promise this
Don’t meet Dukat in season six
Or that spoon head will kill you after all!
He’s got such gul!

Hey there Jadzia
Won’t you listen to my carol?
Of all of Dax’s host the
Cutest one was Terry Farroll. Why’d you go?
Leave DS9 for Becker didn’t you know
That Ted Danson show would totally blow?
Hey there Jadzia we want you back
On our Star Trek.

She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
She’s a symbiont cutie.
Symbiont cutie.