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The Ass Clowns Are Coming To Town!

Coming soon to Presque Isle, a major motion picture with a budget of at least three dollars in food stamps:

The Ass Clowns Are Coming To Town!

Many people will be needed for this film. We can't feed you, and we can't guarantee that all applicants will appear on film. We can't even pay most of you, though you might be given $1.40 to leave the room for a little while.

Bring your sister! Bring your mom! Bring your pee-pee!

We are looking for:

Ass Clowns
Ass Clown Wannabees
Blister Eaters
Tonsil Punchers
Phat People
Inbreds
Miss Piggy Fans
People Who Suck at Wii Bowling
and A Middle-aged Whine-Ass

Apply in person Saturday at 11am at:

Ass Clowns 'R' Us
-172 Chapman Rd
Presque Isle ME