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ONE
I try not to take it upon myself to get into trouble, but I've had a very naughty past. I've done some very naughty things; met some very naughty people. I don't claim to be ignorant - I just do a very good job of being so. As a result, many days go on by and I rarely pick up on the clues left behind for me that would otherwise hint - pretty strongly - that someone's after me. What can I say?
I'm just a dumb bitch.
Usually.
But it usually takes something pretty drastic for me to perk up and show my... darker side? Oh no, dears, I'm not talking about Lucretia Black. I'm talking more along the lines of something like a very, very dark blue. Usually someone dies, which is a shame. But as long as it isn't me, I get over it.
So please, while I may be a god damn shitty wrestler, I implore you - beg you even - not to fuck with me. This cat has claws.
Woof.
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