I'm
sure you've heard of this place. It has figured prominently in numerous
other Yahoo! Chats. It's denizens portray it as a Eutopia, populated by
the erudite, the scholarly, men and women of pedantic renown  

I
must admit, when my friend told me that
Professors Chat was populated by men in ill-fitting rubber costumes, I
was in disbelief. He sent me some chatlogs of the goings-on
there,drunken
confessions of bestiality,debauchery, incestuos
escapades. I
was stultified at the sheer level of depravity and 
ineptitude. 

The
proprietors of Professors'
Chat do not want the location to
become too well known, fearing they would then be overrun and their
beautiful Island taken hostage by heathens from across the oceans. So
my trip there
was planned
in secret and I had to remain in a lurker ID during my adventure. 

Professors Chat was
the best vacation I've ever had. Being able to talk to a self
proclaimed genius
was just about the coolest thing in the world. I
thought the giant ape and other animals on the island would be in
cages, or inaccessible, but I was wrong, and they proved to be quite
unfriendly and dangerous.
Click here to tell your
story 

Homer
becomes victim of chatroom fraud!

CLICK
HERE TO LISTEN TO THE
MP3!

   
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
   
  and then...   Homer realizes just how much trouble
those emails caused..

Homer could not seem to understand 

(1) That he was the only party involved that had broken any laws or
Yahoo! terms of Service.

 (a)It is a crime to threaten a person with
physical violence

 (b)It is not a crime to report those threats the the appropriate
authorities.

(2) He could only make it worse for himself no matter what his course
of action, if any 

(3) University IT policies are exempt from protection under
the first amendment and that

The admins can ban you for ANY reason,or NO reason, at their sole discretion, especially

if  ""attacks on the University network are
continually launched
by or on behalf

 of the victims of Dr Arfy Hairbags verbal abuses.""

(4)
His name address, phone number, office hours and class schedule , email
and the emails of every university department 

including the
janitorial staff , every 

name of every neighbor on his street, the names cell numbers and emails
of all his facebook contacts,

his professional publications...

 all publicly displayed in numerous places across the internet.

(5) That the persons reporting his crimes and misuse of  IT
resources had comitted no crime and were

 in fact acting in good faith to
protect the 

community from an unstable and dangerous individual.

Wicked Witch Shocker



Sources reported late Tuesday night that Jeanna Pill-on, AKA
wickedwitch10169 was pregnant by chat terrorist Abu-AL-Jamar Harley
420. Abu-Harley is a Persian immigrant and purported stepson of
Mexican narco-trafficker Imanuel Labour. No word yet on whether or not
they plan to keep the baby
or opt for an illegal late term abortion. Police were called to the
couples clandestine 'love shack' Tuesday night after neighbors called
911 and reported a domestic disturbance and gushots. Harley was
released on bond
Wednesday morning and left with his attorneys, Crims, Rimson, and
Ryder.
Jeanna PILLon remains in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.
The child is expected to
be a buttwhole baby. 

Submit Express
 

Professors Chat Abuse Form

Use
this form to report the abuse occurring in Yahoo! Professors
Chat:1

Simply
print this form and mail it to: 

Abuse@Yahoo
Chat

c/o
Dendriticstem

Sunnyvale
CA 90210

Doctor Mojo The SICKO
asking to see 14 yr old tits 

Mojo: Again intimating his propensity for sexually abusing young children (note that April approves)

Vince
Offers $10,000
Reward for Proof

Vince
intdends to lay rest all the rumors flying around

about his filandering

with
a 23 (biosteve2001
says 21) year old virgin honor student from Belgium

and
offers $10,000 to
anyone that can produce proof

of
a restraining order
against him. Featuring gdressler and biosteve2001 

CLICK
HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE
MP3

Science
Flunky Graduates
From BPE

Rocket
propulsion
eggspurt sciencejunkie57 (Professor Dan Brookshear)
recieves the No-Belt Prize June 21, 2009

after
he graduated from
The BPE .Although formally trained primarily as an economist (MBA),
Professor Brookshear is currently doing exhaustive research and design on alternative energy systems
for NASA and UTM

Veronica
Lenore , rhymes with WHORE ( x_p_s_y_c_r_o_p_t_i_c_x
) calls her parole officer Monday in

a
desperate attempt to
avoid yet another lengthy prison term..

Lenore
pleaded no contest
in April to soliciting a US Marshall

outside
a New Orleans
hotel. She is currently on house arrest pending a decision by a grand
jury.Despite rumors that she has finished nursing school and is a registered nurse, no records
exist to support her claims of having a job and being clean and sober. Ms Lenore has a lengthy record
of arrests for posession of heroin and drug paraphenalia.

Words by
Nicole :X

Professors'
Chat Featured
Chatter:

  wordsbynikki

Father
Zorrois Involved in Illegal Booting Racket !

The
catholic Church was embroiled in yet another scandal this week as one
of it's own,

Father
Zorrois, an Irish Priest and suspected IRA leader was linked with
booting 

activity
in the professors' chat. Zorrois faces a litany of charges
including

 
booting for hire, promotion of hacking activities, and conspiracy to
boot.

Recently Fr? Zorrois credentials have come into question due to his ignoranceof scripture and church doctrine
Several have publicly accused Zorrois ofbeing an outright imposter.

The
Vatican could not be reached for comment.