SITE UPDATE; 4/19/.2021:

hi. its been a long tim sincee i hav posted on my website. i wantt 2 give you all my followars an update on me, my mom has placed me in a hospital and i cant no longer be on the interrnet no more. but im here at the local library using compuer. I love you all and i have a confession to make to you and god and mr pee wee hemran.,...and that confession is that I HAVE MASTERBATED 78 times since i have made this page IM A FAILUER. god bye and i hope to see u again soon. i will be uodated page agin. OK BYE

WELCOME::: 

I AM PEE WEE HEMRANS BIGGEST FAN

HI. Ive don a lot of things in lif but this is prabably the colest thing ive don so far. so whether it be travelin the world or being a man

, i have made a website that is for people to laugh at and perhaps mabe cum back and share link and laugh at good joks. eevery body is severly broken. and thru christ almighty we can lern to laff at MASTURBATION jokes again,. ihave not masturbated in 3 months since my accident which casues a fork lift to enter my brain.

my caretaker is a dead beat

Ive liek to laff and make jokes abot my favorite comiedeman  pee wee harmon with out him or god i would be in the major dumps rite now.  i wold be caught in a world of MASTURBATION an with christ i have no longer urge to touch myself

i would touch mysefl and cum 4 or 7 times a day.

Somtimes i scream at the TV

i could cums so much it makes my privates hurt the next day and I will go to werk and be sitting down all the time cause my wienr hurts so bad. i talk to my momm. SHE IS A PRUDE WHORE OF A WOMMON and she told me to go find jesus at the church and I did, and im cured of jacking off and now i will presnt to you the jokes of masturbating my idiol Pee Wee harmon. he is funny. you are the devil

OK and now here are the joks....

Why is Pee Wee Herman a bad farmer?
He's always trying to choke the chickens

Do you know who Pee-Wee's insurance company is?

All-State, the good-hands people..

What are Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams?

The Expos and the Yanks. '

Pee-Wee Herman is dead! Doctors suspect a massive stroke

Did you hear about the new Pee-wee Herman doll?

It pulls its own string.

Why did Pee Wee decide to represent himself in court?

He figured he could probably get himself off.

Dont you understand reality.?

Name two people in History that were shot in the back of the head while sitting in a theater.

Abe Lincoln and the dude sitting in front of Pee Wee

What does Chris Brown and Pee Wee Herman Have in common?

They were both arrested for abusing their loved one.

Why was Pee Wee Herman kicked out of the zoo?

For spanking the monkeys

I understand that the Pee-Wee line of clothing is discounted now in the stores: In fact Pee-Wee's pants are half off.

Officials in the Pee-Wee Herman case have decided to drop charges.

They state that the evidence is unlikely to stand up in court.

I have mor jokes but i will share them soon

Sigm my geustbook so that i know that you are still alive inside.

I love you stay away from masturation. GOD

Please sing my geustbook so I know that you are still alive inside.

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